tested and prove... AGAIN

once again, tested and prove my MAFIA, internet connections to have feelings.
apparently, BitTorrent's download rate was 3kb/sec until the highly sophisicated mafia, entered this web. http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/25/pediatric_centers_ba.html . my dl rate shot up high like the rocket from 3kb/sec to 90kb/sec. coincidence?
not really.
the highly sophisicated mafia closed the web and the download rate dropped to 75kb/sec. sigh* so the geniusitic mafia opend the web again and now the download rate shot all the way up to 128kb/sec.
Thus, in order to boost your internet speed, remember to enter websites that can increase your internet's hormones.

MY DAY

idea of title based on Bill Clinton's i dont know what kind of shitty book it is, ' MY LIFE'

awww..there i was. soo excited to go TP for my beautiful swim.
yay!! there i was. in TP, looking for the swimming pool.
yay!! there we were. my friend and i. soooo near the swimming pool.
*pouts* there he was. the life guard, asking 'where's your matrix card?'
aha! there she was. my friend, taking out her card, showing it to the lifeguard.
gggrrrr! there he was. the life guard, looking at me 'where's yours then?'
opps! there she was. my friend, saying 'she forgot hers.'
*screams my head off* (mafia). the life guard, ' no card cannot swim'
*cries*. there we were, deciding to go to BEDOK for a nice swim.
*sobs* there i was. complaining and complaining! my nice nice legs were sooo tired from walking. i was melting. but then, i did'nt melt.
wah wah wah!!! there we were. in the Bedok swimming complex. WOOHOO!!! WATER!!! *pouts* no sun. =(

apparently, it's tested and proven by mafia (again) and her friend, that swimming is some exercise that you have to do SOLO. we were in the pool waiting for the damn sun to appear, which it did for a COUPLE of times. we rotted in the pool for 2hrs plus plus, got outselves burnt, and swam only 3 laps. what did we do during the remaining time? go figure.

YAY!!! there we were. back in tampinese..century square. SAKAE SUSHI. tako sushi, tongue sushi, chawanmushi with cha soba, mochi ice cream. nope. i ain't gonna elaborate, for the benifit of you guys out there. *aww... i'm soo kind.* *smirks*
WOOHOO!!! there we were. Ha(with the 2 dots on top)agen Dazs. enjoying 4 scoops of ice cream.
ahh~ here i am. at home in my beloved room. just woke up from my beloved nap. typing this SERIOUS and SOLEMN entry.

the ORIGINAL 'DISCOERS'

Disco music was for dancing, disco was for having a good time, and gay people, who had been prevented from dancing together in virtually all the bars across the United States until the very late years of the 1960s (or in some cases in the 1970s), embraced it and were liberated by it.
-http://www.brumm.com/gaylib/disco/

apparently, those discoers who critted me DON'T BELIEVE that disco music was once known as gay music.

Mafia : Just to let u guys know, disco music was known as gay music.
Goldfish : Did you do your research?
Mafia : Yeah. I found it online. They have a web specially for disco music.
Goldfish : Really? I dont believe you.

Like DUH. Don't think i don't know that you're gay... and you like disco music... and it's just that you don't want to admit it.... hahahhasss! I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!! LALALALA! *sticks out tongue*

Whateverrrrrr,,,,i'm sooo not going to redo my panels for the sake of the portfolio reviewwwww. i'm sooo going to celebrate that crit is finally overrr!!! yay!!!! this means that i DIEDED, but im REBORN again!!! muahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh yar. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE GOLDFISH AND SHINE SHINE AND VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VAMPIRE SUCKSSSSSSS. i don't like him. *tsk* i'm scared of vampires.

LALALALASSS~~~ SKIPS AROUND SINGING 'CRIT IS FINALLY OVERRRR'

*PS* i had a super duper whooper GOOD crit. too good till my legs were tired. soooo good that i can't shoot them back with what i've prepared. *pouts*

HaPpY bIrThDaY tAiZ!!!

Happy birthday to U!!
Happy Birthday to U!
Happie birthday to tai tai..
Habbie birthday to U!!! ^.^V

Wish ya.. a wonderful.. unforgettable .. memorable.. meaningful.. BiRtHdAy!!!!

whos fault.. you decide.

1. tais and mafia enjoying their nice nice drink at FC1. mamushi and hendry yakked and yakked and yakked cuz they complained that they were too slow.... *NOTE* MAFIA DIDNT FINISH HER DRINK
a. Tais and mafia were darn slow.
b. Mamushi and hendry finished their drink too quickly.
whos fault.. you decide.

2. mafia enjoying her nice nice drink at FC1. mamushi and wee son yakked and yakked and yakked cuz they complained that mafia was too slow.... *NOTE* MAFIA DIDNT FINISH HER DRINK AGAIN
a. mafia was too slow.
b. mamushi and wee soon were just too impatient.
whos fault.. you decide.

3. mafia banged onto the kuku orange metal bar while trying to stand up from her seat on bus 106.
a. mafias too tall.
b. the design of the bus could not accomodate tall people.
whos fault.. you decide.

4. mafia thinks that she cant finish her panels on time.
a. mafia slacked too much.
b. the lecturers are just being idiots to have the deadline on monday.
whos fault.. you decide.

tips for people who have dandruff..

1. DO NOT scratch your head once every 10 seconds. It may seem that it's a habit, but people DO know that you are trying to get rid of those lovely dandruff on your head.
2. DO NOT even think about touching you hair when you're on the bus, ESPECIALLY if you're in a NON-AIRCON bus. It gets windy and your dandruff and hair might land on the person sitting behind you.
3. DO whack your head with lots and lots of medicated oil if your scalp is itchy. TESTED AND PROVEN by MAFIA. Gaurenteed to have shiny and smelly hair. Remember to wash your hair thoroughly after the itch stops.
4. DO visit a hair consultant if you think that you dandruff can't be cured by medicated oil. You might have chao tao and it requires IMMEDIATE treatment.
5. DO shave your head bald if you don't want to waste money and time on your hair. TESTED AND PROVEN by GUANG GUANG.
6. DO thank the person if he/she returns you the hair and dandruff that you 'dropped' on him/her. The person is just being honest to return stuffs that don't belong to them.
7. NIABUEY?!?!?!?!?!?! GOT DANDRUFF GO WASH YOU HAIR WITH ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO LAHS! SCRATCH AND SCRATCH AN SCRATCH... YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT DANDRUFF HUH???? NIA BUEY LAOBU PANG CHAO PUI

and then..

and then I fell asleep.
and then I woke up.
and then my berady aircon spoil.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then it auto on-ed again.
*doremifasolatido*
and then the circuit got sotted.
and then I cant off my aircon.
and then I took advantage of the situation.
and then I fell asleep.
and then my berady aircon shii shii.
*sssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidripdripdrip*
and then I woke up.
and then my aircon auto off-ed.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then it auto on-ed again.
*doremifasolatido*
and then it auto off-ed again.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then this is my second time surviving on fan.
and then im sooo freaking hot now.
and then im listening to VALENTINE KISS.
*muaks*

and then my right knee got ba luku....
and then im so fragile...

sigh

Note : This is a very serious and solemn entry.

Mafia, Mamushi, Inui.
They went orchard.
Inui needed a new pair of NIKE shoes.
No NIKE shoes at orchard.
They went PS.
There were NIKE shoes.
Inui's so fussy.
So he didn't buy his NIKE shoes. *kills him*
They went sunshine plaza next.
Mafia was melting.
No one cared.
*boohoo*
*PINGPONGPIANG*
Mafia fell down.
Cuz she melted.
Mamushi and Inui laughed like fuck.
They reached Sunshine plaza.
What the fuck.
NO MOKIU!
Mafia was sadddd sadddd saddddd.
Mafia showed attitude to Mamushi.
Cuz he didn't wanna help Mafia ask the guy if they have any mokiussss toy.
*BOOHOO*
Mamushi's so selfish.
He didn't want to accompany Inui to get his NIKE shoes, shirt and the snake.
So Mamushi went home, Inui went Parkway, Mafia went for her so high class electone lesson.
Mafia went hunting for mokiu toy in PS after her lesson.
YAY! She saw the ninja cat and the ninja specty guy plushie.
So she went to ask the shop attendent.
Mafia : DO YOU HAVE ANY MOKIU TOY?
Shop Attendent : HUH? MOKIU?!?!?
Mafia : EH??? NONO.. XIAO MAO QIU
Shop Attendent : ORRRRR.... DONT HAVE
*Boohoo*
Mafia's soooo sad now.
-sigh-

YAY!!!

3.10amYAY!!!! im soooo freaking HIGH and i just woke up!!!!the god of High-ness felt that it's time for me to wake up and get high... and so.. TADA!!!IM HERE!!!! yay!!!!!My wmp is playing VALENTINE KISS.... and thats the only song on my list!!!! double YAY to that.What shall i do next... since it's only 3.12am.... Intech? NO! Double YAY for that!!! YAY YAY!!!! I know! I shall take my tennis racket and smack the hell outta my berady aircon. TRIPLE YAY!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!! ok lahs.. actually i did that just now...at 3.08 am.... hmmmm... the racket handle or whatever you call it got stuck into the i dont know what that hole called but thats where the cool cool air came out from it.... 3.14 am I AM STILL HIGH!!!!!! fwahhh!!! and my berady aircon is not working!!! and Im feeling SSsSSSsOOoOOooOOOooOOo HOT!!! woooohoooosss!!!!

new song

'go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam....' yay!!!! we are going to have a new song soon!!!! it's entitled ' go-jiam' yay!!! my discman is playing the see through guy's song nowwww!!!! yay yay yay!!!! Im soooooo high!!!! and jiaqi's table is sooooo messy!!!!!! yay yay yay!!!!! oh yarrrr... I'm $17 RICHER!!! yay!!!!! double yay!!!!!! triple yay!!!!!!! and yay!!!!! I dropped my phone... -_-::: *PURUPOOF* yay!!!! There's no scratches on my phone!!!! yay yay yay!!!! sigh. my water bottle lao zuis.... my book is now tam tam... my drumstick too..... *SIGH* but yay!!!!! I AM STILL DOING MY INTECH AND SEE THROUGH GUY IS STILL SINGING!!!! YAY!!!!!!! I SPENT SOOO LITTLE TIME ON THIS ENTRY!!!!!

back by popular demand

life's pretty boOoOoring these few days...
but since dear missy misses me soooo much..
Here Goes :
1.33am
berady hell.
my air con BROKE DOWN
it isnt working since the first berady day it arrived
but my dear dear father didnt believe me...
so my berady air con auto -offed by itself for the past i dont know how many months.. luckily it didnt woke me up from my sleep...
until a few days ago....
*flashback*
my berady aircon shii-shiied...
ok lahs... it leaked..
but it aint those 'drip.... drip....drip' leak okiee...
it's those 'SSSHHHHHHHIIIII............!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!' that kind... majiam raining, yet majiam shii shii.
so my dear dear father went to 'repair' my berady air con
fwah. vacuum cleaners...pump...whatever shit.
ok...so after he repaired...
not bad....for the 1st few minutes...
next it went 'SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURUPURUPURUPURUPUP!' and the next thing, *POOF* my aircon dieded. it shii-shiied and dieded... *commercial break - msn-ing with tais now... HEES! PAISEI HAR! I FORGOT ITS THE SEE THROUGH GUY... =X * ok... yar... my dear dear remote cannot control my berady aircon... my dear dear father pumped all the water out and at the same time pumped to the sockets inside and *boombaa!!!* sockeds tio sot.
ok.. so now i have to do MANUAL WORK.. walk to my aircon, tip toe, press the kuku button...
whatever...
just now my berady aircon relieved himself again... 'SSHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!'
then now he's RELAXING...
what the heck.
now i cant even do manual work! the kuku sotted sockets are soaked with water....now the only shit i can do is to wait for it to 'drip....drip....drip...................' then i can WALk, TIP TOE, then PRESS the button..... SIGH

WHAT A LONG ENTRY... and my berady aircon's still relaxing... and im still talking to tais.... 1.48am

burfdaes

Happie Burfdae to our resident Princess, and home-grown Mamushi!

But more importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIURA RANMARU!!!!!!!
*squeals*

Fuji in my house!

Kyaa~! Syu-chan is in my house! What would Luit say if i submit this nya? lol... should be can wad since my title is Fictional Reality rite... and anyways my whole apartment is about PoT wad... hehe.

rap

http://www.ranmo.net/bbs/topic.asp?topic_id=8117&forum_id=63&cat_id=7

rap by stephen chow.... go listen! scroll down to play the thingy. the one on top dosent work...

Syusuke's Day

IT'S FUJI SYUSUKE'S BIRTHDAY!

ok it's over. it lasted one second. anyways, it was a great.

Missy is hyper happy~! Even a Bald, shiny, noisy LuitBomb landing 20million A1 panels for submission tomorrow will not spoil my mood. lalala~