typical blogging style

haiyorhs. so long nv cum n blog liao lehs. haisss. so miss mua bloggie sia.heehees. hmmm.. what shall me write nehs? hmms. think i will tell you all what happen during this week...

Monday
hmmms.... woke up at 2pm norhs. then called mua maid to buy food for me. yum yum! so nice norhs! after that i slack whole day lors. HAIS~~~~~~~ boring dae lehs...

Tuesday
went for drum lesson norhs. so fun sias.heehee. teacher kept laughing, cuz mua keep entertaining him. after that go home liao...

Wednesday
slacked at home norhs. so sians. HAI~~~~~

Thursday
went fer class bbq. hahas. so fun lehs. they plae with water and flour.. they go sabo sk sias. haiyooo. sk so poor thing.. went home at 10+ norhs. so tired.

Friday
cant remember what i did lehss... HAI~~~~

Saturday
went sungei buloh norhs. haiyohs. go there feed mosquito and ants only leh. make me so sweaty and tired. now my leg still so pain lehs. how??? HAI~~~~~~~

Sunday
today lors. im now sitting in front of mua com, typing this entry norhs.

NOTICE BOARD
1. Mamushi owes mafia $13.90, excluding daily interest of 10%
2. You have to LOG IN into blogger to post a new entry, INUI
3. It's ok to laugh in the toilet, but please make sure that there's someone you know with you, TAI'S SISTER
4. Make sure you don't pee in a restaurant. It's DEFINITELY obscene, especially if you're wearing a white skirt, TAI'S SISTER
5. Kindly refrain from HAHA-ing infront of someone who laughs non-stop, TAI
6. Mafia is STILL known as MA-FI-A, not bing bong biang
7. The ice cream factory should pack ice cream in THREES, not FOURS
8. It is good to walk aimlessly, especially when you're in suntec
9. Noodle + porridge is nice, but not vegetable stem
10. Mafia didn't manage to catch the first 6 minutes of Saiyuki Reload

that's it norhs. duno what to blog liao. heehees. next time then blog ba. byebye!

FINALLY

FINALLY, for the FIRST time since mafia - dosen't - know - when, mafia FINALLY ran.
reason : to hit the ball that tai served.
end result : mafia DID hit the ball, but it went out of the court, into the carpark.
FINALLY, mafia dicided that she WILL save some money
reason : for her JAPAN trip after her be-ra-dy disgusting poly life to reward herself for being sooooo patient to finish her diploma.
end result : she DECIDED to save her 50cent and 1 dollar coins, and maybe some of her 2 dollar notes? or 5 dollar notes? but if that's the case, she won't have any money to spend at all, since she's always depositing her 10 and 50 dollar notes into the bank. but then again, she's always KA-CHA-ING her card. so mafia thinks that she'll save her 2 dollar notes, and spend the 5 dollar notes, and deposit her 10 and 50 dollar notes to buy her beloved ang kong kias and cds.
FINALLY, inui managed to see a NEGRO
reason : mafia the muse with negro blood did it, of course!
end result : inui laughed but he looked as though he was crying. mamushi laughed till his face was like a baboon arse.

never judge an anime by its title

mafia was like so bored, therefore she decided to dl some animes to watch.
she saw something entitled : FRONT INNOCENT from lunar anime, where she got her beloved BLEACH files.
being a mafia, she downloaded and waited patiently for the nice nice anime 'FRONT INNOCENT'.
after like 13+ hours, she finally finished the download'
'YAY!' mafia thought to herself. she can finally watch something while waiting for her beloved BLEACH episode 27 to be available.
she thus opened the file, seeing some naked anime girl covering her *beep* and *beeps*.
being a simple minded mafia, she thought that maybe it's just something that was not in the anime. so she happily watched the show...
like what the hell? it's some porn anime...
*tsk* porn is fine for mafia but.. wtf????? it's censored!
those squarish shitters covering the nice nice part.
BOOHOO mafia says. it's like a TOTAL SPOILER!
and wow! what a title ... FRONT INNOCENT.
it's real innocent with all the censors around. booooo*
what a spoil sporttttt...

announcements of the day

dedicated to : mafia is known as MA-FI-A, not ping pong piang or bing bong biang or whatever a.k.a. Tai's SISTER.

1. Kindly state which bus stop you are at. The opposite party would not know if you're at parkway bus stop, or paya lebar bus stop and she'll call you 10 minutes later asking 'doko?'
2. Do not let others know that you are having some special orders for you meal. eg : chicken whopper jr w/o tomatoes, w mushroom sauce.
3. The correct mafia-tic way of eating a burger is to eat the bun with the sesame first, then the lettuce, the bottom bun with chicken NUGGETS. *note* it's NUGGETS, not TENDERS, lick the mushroom sauce away, and then the chicken.
4. FISHING is definitely not allowed in BURGER KING, not even if you're fishing with your fries.
5. Plaster guy's name ain't KUKUMARU, nor is it KIKIMARU. It's KIKUMARU.
7. Mafia is known as MA - FI - A, not bing bong biang or ping pong piang or bong bing biang.

*note* This is again, a solemn and serious entry. DO NOT LAUGH.
repeat after me... MA-FI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Life's Tidbits

Since Mighty Mafia hasn't been in the mood to post, i shall take it upon myself to attempt to entertain the population. Keyword: ATTEMPT. just a few things i thought we should all take note:

1. NOBODY sells HOT Iced lemon tea. it's iced and it's cold. period.

2. Despite the recent faze over the tsunami issues, there is no ice-cream flavour by the name of TSUNAMISU.

3. Life Bookshop DOES NOT sell furniture. Bookshop, understand?

4. Unagi IS a type of fish, so obviously, it tastes like fish. duh.

5. The lead character in the Prince of Tennis is RYOMA ECHIZEN. as much as i'd like it to be Tezuka and Fuji, sadly they aren't the ones.

6. Kon from the anime, Bleach, is a LION, not a bear. more so not a STUPID bear.

7. Bears DON'T roar.

8. SAEKI and SAIYUKI are totally two different things.

that's all for now.