wooohoo! WE ARE HARDWORKING!

Time : 12.40am
Day : Monday
Date : 27 June, 05
Time left to submission : 8hours 5 minutes

DID peeps that are STILL online

Mamushi - away mode
Charis - busy mode
Hamster - away mode
Jiaqi - away mode
Taitai - away mode
Vanice - online mode (WAH! DAMN FREE HUH???)
Zhongyi - away mode
Mafia - Out to lunch mode (What's the bloody time now?!?!?!)


Admit it. WE ARE HARDWORKING. but then again, i think we are just a bunch of haegae-ers doing last minute work. my homework became HOMEwork. tai's homework become homeWORK. what say you?

Need songs to relax your nerves/bones/flesh/veins/muscles? Tune in to any MEDIACORP channels at 6am!

like.. WOW

Time : 3pm
Day : Sunday
Date : June 26, 05
Time left to submission : 17hours 45minutes

DID peeps that are online :

SK - online mode
Charis - away mode
Jiaqi - away mode
Taitai - busy mode
Zhongyi - away mode
Mafia - busy mode

ARE WE HARDWORKING OR ARE WE HARDWORKING?

Those aiming to surprise Faris, go listen to Chen Lei's - Ai Pia Jia Eh Yah
Those who just wants to submit on time, go listen to Chen Lei's - Hua Hi Tio Ho
Those who just wants to haegae, go listen to Chen Lei's - Hong Jin Tao

As for me, I'm listening to all THREE. bwahahahs.

Eye Pollution

LIKE OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I THINK I JUST STUFFED ONE MILLION DOLLARS INTO MY ASSHOLE!

some oily pork chop (real identity protected to prevent him from being laugh at, even though we just laughed so damn loud) unintentionally dug his nose in the studio
no... not once... but TWICE

GOODNESS! can't believe his actions polluted mafia's virgin/virginated eyes!

IT DID POLLUTE MAFIA'S EYES!
IT DID!
TRUST THE MAFIA

Fast Facts

Signboards @ FC1
1. RAW pizza goes well with RAW cai xin
2. Meatball swimming in a bowl of soup is known as 'FISHBALL SOUP'
3. Malay chicken rice is the same as Chinese chicken rice, except for the price
4. Vegetarian food includes dessert

People @ FC1
1. People queuing for pasta are mostly females with good sense of dressing, and have their hair coloured.
2. People queuing for chicken rice are mostly geeks, or english speaking peeps. Most of them tend to be guys and are wearing glasses
3. People queuing for noodles are mostly females who look very "cheena", and they tend to queue in groups
4. People queuing for vegetarian food are people who are lazy to join the queue at the noodle stall
5. People queuing for noodle/laksa/prawn noodles are mostly females who dress well. They tend to order laksa
6. People queuing for japanese food are just retards who are wasting their money. Those retards are mostly females
7. People queuing for western food are mostly guys who think that they can get real full just by consuming a plate. They tend to end up with TWO plates most of the time
8. People buying sandwiches are mostly females who are on diet, but they don't know the fact that bread gives them like a gazillion calories

*important* Fast Facts are based on mafia's observation while enjoying her cheapo food @ FC1. Any false data, do not complain. Go update THIS BLOG.

Being A Geek

Title : Being a Geek
Tune : One Night in Beijing

Being a geek
Is not good as I think
Alone in the canteen I eat
And drink the greeny drink

Being a geek
Alone in class I sit
No people want to talk to me
I sit alone weeping

Teachers say I am hardworking
But in my heart I know I am lonely
Oh God please come and save me
I don't wanna be a nerdy geek

[Cont']

Being a geek
The glasses I wear is thick
I don't really have a chioce
For I really cannot see

Being a geek
With mummy I go shopping
She says I am pleasant looking
But no one even noticed

Teachers say I am hardworking
But in my heart I know I am lonely
Oh God please come and save me
I don't wanna be a nerdy geek again...

Woh..... wow oh wow~~~
Why is God still not here to save a geek like me....
Wah~~~ wah ah ah~~~
Maybe it's all fated to be a geek throughout my life...

Being a geek
Is not good as I think
Alone in the canteen I eat
And drink the greeny drink

Being a geek
Alone in class I sit
No people want to talk to me
I sit alone weeping

Don't want to be a nerdy geek again
Don't want to eat and drink alone again
I want to have friends and go out shopping with them
I want to go toilet with them and talk crap...

Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...

[ Completed the song ... AGAIN. Play One Night In Beijing by Xin Yue Tuan and sing alone!! uhh.. along I mean ]

She's Proud

For the first time since she's born, she finally IS proud of her CHINESE!

Dear Clement Soh Jian Hui, son of Le Corbusier couldnt write the word 章鱼.

HAHA! for goodness gracious ah yin's sake! it's 章鱼 ok?!?!!?!? not TEO FISH, aka 张鱼.

Like Ohmygoodnessgracioussunwukong's sake, how is it possible for CLEMENT SOH JIAN HUI aka Le Corbusier's son's cheena to be so much more lousier than her?!?!?!?

为什么？为什么？为什么？？？

Who's SHE? go figure.