tips for people who have dandruff..

1. DO NOT scratch your head once every 10 seconds. It may seem that it's a habit, but people DO know that you are trying to get rid of those lovely dandruff on your head.
2. DO NOT even think about touching you hair when you're on the bus, ESPECIALLY if you're in a NON-AIRCON bus. It gets windy and your dandruff and hair might land on the person sitting behind you.
3. DO whack your head with lots and lots of medicated oil if your scalp is itchy. TESTED AND PROVEN by MAFIA. Gaurenteed to have shiny and smelly hair. Remember to wash your hair thoroughly after the itch stops.
4. DO visit a hair consultant if you think that you dandruff can't be cured by medicated oil. You might have chao tao and it requires IMMEDIATE treatment.
5. DO shave your head bald if you don't want to waste money and time on your hair. TESTED AND PROVEN by GUANG GUANG.
6. DO thank the person if he/she returns you the hair and dandruff that you 'dropped' on him/her. The person is just being honest to return stuffs that don't belong to them.
7. NIABUEY?!?!?!?!?!?! GOT DANDRUFF GO WASH YOU HAIR WITH ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO LAHS! SCRATCH AND SCRATCH AN SCRATCH... YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT DANDRUFF HUH???? NIA BUEY LAOBU PANG CHAO PUI