Adamantine Crayola de Box

[Adamantine: Having the hardness or luster of a diamond.] We are, nothing more than, an indestructible box of crayons. Brilliant and sharp as individuals. Yet nothing less than complementary when laid together. A collection of colours, a myriad of personalities, a showcase of nature's masterpieces: [US].

Friday, August 26, 2005

Miyazaki

Yes people,
dear SK and dear Mafia got selected for the Miyazaki trip. Sad thing is, Sk and Mafia don't want to go, but Mafia's papa wants her to go. Like WTF. Don't want to sponsor still want her to go. Go go lor, the most work till I die only marh. LOL. As if Old Mr Mafia will read this entry.
So yeah, Mafia WILL go to Miyazaki.
This means that she NEEDS a job IMMEDIATELY.
Well, not any suka suka chepalang job.
It would be good if she can earn like about $8/hr or if she's able to sell ICE CREAM.
Whatever larh. Anyone needs to shop in Miyazaki?? MAFIA CAN SHOP FOR YOU LEH! PREPARE YOUR SHOPPING LIST AND MONEY AND GIVE IT TO MAFIA BEFORE SHE DIES FROM WORK!
p.s. SK!! Go miyazaki! OITP is in March, means we can earn money from dec - feb. $4000 the most work till we half dead nia. lol. said easier than done larh. Forget bout what I said. *POOF*

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Dr Tosh

Wrong Place
Wrong Atmosphere
Wrong Emcee
Wrong Songs
Wrong People
How wrong can the concert get? sigh can. Dr Tosh should just play his compositions instead of movie songs or John William's songs or whatever, lah. Stupid Singaporeans, bringing their kids to a concert. It's free, but you don't have to take advantage of it right? Stupid Emcee trying to act cute with her pink awful dress. eeeewwwww... Yamaha should have the concert at the old place, instead of stupid Singapore Power Building's Auditorium. yucks yucks yucks. Iyarh, whatever. Dr Tosh's cute larh. hahaha.
*no pictures for Dr Tosh. sigh.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

mite mite!!

Aahh... another submission. Lots of sleepless nights. Again.

Oh well. Time to relax a lil'. Don't know how to relax? Here are some pointers.

1. Photoshop your guy into your picture. Well, as designers, of course it has to be to scale! Guess what! Taitai's SHORT! BWAHAHAHAH! Her nose reached her guy's ARMPIT!

2. Munch a lil'. Mum's diet bar is a good choice. Especially if it's DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CRUNCH.
Filling Factor 8/10. Taste Factor -9999999/10

3. Sing along with the music you're listening until your Dad couldn't tolerate your nonsense. *screeches : I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THIS....*

4. Walk around your house. Irritate everyone you see. Ask them if they've eaten.. etc. Finally, ask them to shii shii immediately.

5. Stare blankly.... yes, blankly...... at your microstation.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Oohhhhh....


HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!!!! not.
Oh I sooooo love National day... not. parades after parades, tanks after tanks, planes after planes, dance after dance, songs after songs. Oh well, whatever. The only thing that's bothering me is if they use those tanks, planes, helicoptors only ONCE a year, as in, only during national day.
I won't be surprised if Singapore gets bombed during National Day. All those high ranked morons are on the parade ground, standing still like a stupid twig. So, who's guarding Singapore during National day? Let's not say about countries attacking us, because they've had enough of Singaporeans' kiasuim or whatever fuckin shit Singaporeans do (lucky I'm JAPANESE). How about, some moronic terrorist just wants to give us a birthday present? After all, it's Singapore's birthday. Oh well, that'll be such a great birthday present.
YAY! National day! New song every year! fucking I don't know what title is this year's song. Mcdonalds trying to love Singapore? Oh yeah, they have to. Moron Singaporeans only know about Mcdonalds. Look at the number of butts sitting inside Mcdonalds. To thank those moron Singaporeans who love their food so much ( compare Singapore Mcdonalds to Japan Mcdonalds)

Japan


P.S I'M TOO ASHAMED TO POST THE BURGERS SOLD IN MCDONALDS (SINGAPORE)

Love Mcdonalds in Singapore? Why not love Japan? Go on, support Japan, so that the fuckin Mcdonalds in Singapore won't play the stupid song for this year. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA!English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. Believe it or not, that's what they play for the whole damn day! Whole day? Maybe the whole month. HOW CAN SOMEONE TOLERATE SUCH NONSENSE????

Ooohhh.... The fuckin agony...

Sunday, August 07, 2005

wow.

Look at this :
No wonder

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Nihon Jin

Ohayo!
Watashi wa nihon jin desu yo!
Taitai mo nihon jin desu!

Oh oh oh oh! Didn't know we have 2 jibuneses in our class. lol. Stupid NYDC promoter.
She thought tai tai and mafia were jibunese.
Oh well, whatever. She was blabbering about whatever VIP NYDC shit, and mafia didn't listen to a single bit. She was still gloating about she was a jibunese thingy. ( I wonder if taitai thinks the same...)
But still, there's a kuku price to pay for being jubunese. We bought the stupid VIP card and now we can go NYDC till we're sick of their disgusting food.

Dear Singaporeans, we, jibuneses, got lobang for you guys.
BUY 1 SET MEAL AND GET ANOTHER FREE. COMES WITH 2 FREE APPETIZERS. INTERESTED, PLEASE CALL TAITAI
P.S. any one wanna buy A3 paper? 10 for 30cents. Contact Taitai, again, for more information.
.Jibunese Diary.
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昨日はNYDCのPROMOTER学校へ来ました。
あの人の英語はたいへんですよ。
悪いね~ *shakes head*
でも、彼女は私たち日本人言ってしました。
楽しいですね。
でも、金は取りました。。。
あの人は、NYDCのVIP CARD 私たちを売てあげました。
バカバカバカバカバカバカバカバカバカ!!
眠い。。。。
zzzzz。。。。

お休み!!!