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I'M SADDED LARH!!!!! I WANT MY NICE NICE MOTHERBOARD WITH A NICE NICE GRAPHICS CARD AND ON THE WAY CHANGE THE OH SO UGLY AND OLD CPU COVER....

nono

Please kindly remember that it's a nono to add ice into your chinese tea.

Thank you.

dissapointment

well, he WAS mafia's dream guy...
until he opened his mouth.
right.
opened his mouth.
" SO NI YAO YI WAN HAIKARA HE YI GE CURRY LAH? "
ohmygoodnessithinkmyjaws justdroppedontothefloorandmypantiesburstcuzmybuttnearlyexploded

ok. mafia thought her ONCE mafia's dream guy was a JAPANESE.
what do you expect???? she was at liang court with tai! and they were at a udon stall.
he wore specs, hes an uncle, but he's not rich, but it's ok. serious. cuz he's "japanese"
but SIGH
he's just one fake japanese, with a serious singlish accent.
and because of him, mafia got CONDEMNED... by our great highly sophisicated currently siaoing the real tezuka TAI
mafia's life aint gonna get any better from now onwards....

fine... no more dream guy for mafia.
tai and mafia went to find KORKOR instead (tai insisted that he's older than us... I still think that he just finished his Os)
yay. they had the ohsoyummyandnotsofattening gelato

someone poisoned mafia.
either KORKOR or her used to be DREAM GUY did it.
sigh. mafia didnt realise that shes so popular among guys.
they had to poison and kidnap her in order to be with her.
but oh well,
mafia and tai boarded the bus before mafia could faint.
actually, she didnt faint.
she just had a super duper fatal headache.
neh neh ni boo boo!! you both didnt manage to capture mafia! *haha*



ps: MAFIA GOT HER OHSOLOVELY STUPID BEAR!!! *skips around cuddling stupid bear*
TAI GOT HER OHSOGREENYBUTCUTE MUU CHAN!! *i wonder what she does with it... *

*smiles*

*smiles from eye to eye*
Mafia found her DREAM GUY!!!!!
awwww.... that's so sweet....

*CHU!!!*

wanna know more? stay tuned!

fetish

I think I've got fetish for my house toilet. yeah, house toilet
but the again, it's the house toilet bowl, I guess.
The moment I step into the toilet,
I have the URGE of PEEING
be it urgent or not.
Even if it's just washing hands,
or brushing my oh so nice teeth.
Maybe it's not the toilet bowl.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I've got fetish for PEEING.

I wonder......

That Thing You Do - The Wonders (or Mafia)

You
Doing that thing you do
Wrecking my toys into a million pieces
The same way you did to dad's car

And you
Don't mean to be cruel
You merely shouted across my ear and said
" It's time for you to bathe! "

Chorus
But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

I
Know all the games you play
And I'm gonna tell daddy secretly that
You've lost all the money he made

Cause we
Could be happy can't you see
If you only didn't lose the money on gambling
But buy us toys instead

Chorus
But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

Bridge
I don't ask a lot, Mum
I just hope for one thing, Mum
That you increase my allowance
And stop dressing me up like a doll... WOAH!!!!

Cause we
Could be happy can't you see
If you only stopped dressing me like a kid
But give me pretty earrings

But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's
You look more like a tiger than dad's
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

Dear Teacher

Dear Teacher,

If you are reading this letter, it means that I am very disappointed in the marks that my child had obtained from the previous TEST. ( note: the parent still couldn't decide if her child is a male or female)
I would agree that my child is being an imbecile for answering FALSE is the mamushi question, but you shouldn't penalise my child for creating a new word - second hand-ish. In fact, I think that my child is extremely creative and I intend to propose a proposal to whoever it may concern to print a new version of the English dictionary. Of course, it would be best if the dictionary is named after my child, Mafia the Genius. Therefore, it would be a great help if you, dear teacher to revise what you had marked, and of course, it would be best if you give the full 5 marks to my child.

By the way, dear teacher, do you prefer vegetable oil or the axe brand medicated oil? I personally prefer the axe brand medicated oil, but it's such a pity that many places only sells them in small bottles. But guess what, I was at chinatown yesterday, and I came across a humongous box of medicated oil. It's around 30 times the size of what you see outside. Incredible isn't it? I personally would recommand you this brand of oil, since you can use it for many purposes. Be it applying on your insect bites, headaches, you can even use it for cooking and even drink it. Do not be mistaken, I ain't the spokesperson of the oil, it's just that I just feel like recommanding it, that's all.

Dear teacher, have you heard that recently, Mr I know who but I'm not going to tell you who he is had a nightmare? he dreamt that the girl of his life was FAT, so fat that she needed to sit on TWO chairs. wow. Like oh my goodness gracious! TWO CHAIRS??? I think I seriously need a diet too, before I start to sit on two chairs. I don't want my boobs to sag like two papayas you see. I would not like to flap it like some wings or whatever when I wash them. Dear teacher, do you mind if you could always remind me that I'm on a diet? It would be fine if you just write the note frequently on my child's diary. Thanks a lot!

Parent of Mafia the Genius,
Mafia the Great Big Genius.

Test

Name : Mafia the Genius
Class : Primary 1 M
Total marks : 8 1/2 /10 good!

Section A - Multiple Choice (2 marks)
The hair beside you ear is called ___
a. sideburn b. fringe (B) -- 2 marks
c. eyebrow d. eyelashes

Section B - True or False (3 marks)
No any sucker can win Mafia the great big sucker. (True) -- 1mark
Tai is enjoying and still enjoying and will always enjoy role playing Fuji. (True) -- 1mark
Mamushi is E V I L, because he kept pushing the cute little fragile Mafia (False) -- 0mark
MAMUSHI IS EVIL AND FOREVER HE IS EVIL HE IS SO EVIL THAT HE DOSEN'T HAVE HIS DENG LIAP AND JI TIAO FOR HE IS A HUMMER.

Section D - Essay Writing (5marks)
Yesterday was Sunday. -- 1 mark
Mafia went out with Taitai and Mamushi to Chinatown. -- 1mark
The toys there were so second hand-ish. --1/2mark. no such word as second hand-ish!
Mafia would not buy it even if there is mokiu. -- 1mark
There were many toys in OG. --1mark
They are woahwoah, meowmeow, moomoo, mehmeh and gwagwa.