Eye Pollution

LIKE OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I THINK I JUST STUFFED ONE MILLION DOLLARS INTO MY ASSHOLE!

some oily pork chop (real identity protected to prevent him from being laugh at, even though we just laughed so damn loud) unintentionally dug his nose in the studio
no... not once... but TWICE

GOODNESS! can't believe his actions polluted mafia's virgin/virginated eyes!

IT DID POLLUTE MAFIA'S EYES!
IT DID!
TRUST THE MAFIA