Ah bengs tend to have cute babies

According to Doctor Serlyn Tan's research,
She realised that Ah bengs tend to have cuter babies compared to normal people.
You may wonder what is her definition of normal.
According to Doctor Tan,
NORMAL refers to people like OLs, Blue/White collar workers.
In short, it's actually ordinary people.
No, according to Doctor Tan,
Ah bengs are not normal.
They tend to have ang kongs on their bodies.
They wear thick gold necklaces around their neck.
They have yellow, REALLY yellow teeth, because they smoke too much.
Last but not least, they go " HALO! SIANG KA DIAN WEI! WO KA LI KONG.. #%^#$%#%@%$@ KAN NI NIA! "
Surprisingly, even though they are soooooo unappetizing outside,
the babies they produce with their .... wife? mistress? girlfriend?
Oh well. Whatever.
The babies they produce are C U T E. 可愛い
Don't believe? Go see for yourself.
Doctor Tan once saw a baby, whose father is an Ah Long.
Ohhh!!! Ah long's baby is soooo cute!! He smiled at Doctor Tan when she waved.
Yesterday, Doctor Tan too, saw a baby whose father is Ah beng.
Ah beng, whose son is baby, was making funny noises and his noise was WET.
Mucus dripping from his nose.
Eeeww you may think. But he actually knows how to rub his nose with his hand.
But still, mucus is still dripping from his nose.
Not enough proof from Doctor Tan?
Find time and observe. . . . . . . . . .
Therefore, Doctor Tan concludes that Doctor Tan's theory is 99.999999% true.
Thank you.
ありがとうございました
*Bows*
When are you going to give me my nobel prize?
I'm waiting.....
Still waiting.....