Dandruff Control
" Aunties WILL be aunties when they hit the age limit regardless of size, looks, religion, language, PROFESSION. " - mafia
Wanna know more? Proceed to taitai's blog.
Apparently, those aunties, or lecturers, if you even want to call them by that. *roll eyeballs* They were discussing about boiling DANDRUFF SHAMPOO. Trying to be special? Talking about dandruff shampoo over lunch? fine. Dandruff shampoo is ok. They then proceeded on to OILY HAIR SCALP - the cause of dandruff.
"Do you know what causes dandruff anot??? It's the oily hair scalp! ..... Kids these days arh, where will have dandruff?? Only we will have dandruff! ...... Conditioner is not for the scalp lah!!! No wonder you got dandruff!!! My daughter got no dandruff leh! Her hair very dry one!!" - aunties.
Oh yeah, one of the aunties, I don't know why, literally became hunchback of the aunty-land. Her whole back was bent while eating her oh so nice nasi lemak. Wah??!!?!?!? scared that we snatch your chicken wing away arh???? You give me a gazillion chicken wings sprinkled with top grade dandruff I also don't want arh!
Females ( I don't know about uncles ) reading this blog. Mafia hereby URGE you all, please please please don't even try to be an auntie when you reach that horrendous age. I think it's better if we see streets full of fake high class madams' trying to be sophisicated instead of aunties snatching for cheap bras/panties and talking about DANDRUFF over a plate of nasi lemak.
Wanna know more? Proceed to taitai's blog.
Apparently, those aunties, or lecturers, if you even want to call them by that. *roll eyeballs* They were discussing about boiling DANDRUFF SHAMPOO. Trying to be special? Talking about dandruff shampoo over lunch? fine. Dandruff shampoo is ok. They then proceeded on to OILY HAIR SCALP - the cause of dandruff.
"Do you know what causes dandruff anot??? It's the oily hair scalp! ..... Kids these days arh, where will have dandruff?? Only we will have dandruff! ...... Conditioner is not for the scalp lah!!! No wonder you got dandruff!!! My daughter got no dandruff leh! Her hair very dry one!!" - aunties.
Oh yeah, one of the aunties, I don't know why, literally became hunchback of the aunty-land. Her whole back was bent while eating her oh so nice nasi lemak. Wah??!!?!?!? scared that we snatch your chicken wing away arh???? You give me a gazillion chicken wings sprinkled with top grade dandruff I also don't want arh!
Females ( I don't know about uncles ) reading this blog. Mafia hereby URGE you all, please please please don't even try to be an auntie when you reach that horrendous age. I think it's better if we see streets full of fake high class madams' trying to be sophisicated instead of aunties snatching for cheap bras/panties and talking about DANDRUFF over a plate of nasi lemak.
posted by serlyn[Orenji] @ 7/04/2005 09:41:00 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
At 12:10 AM,
missy:scarlet said…
bwahahahah.... i cant agree more with you on the " streets full of fake high class madams' trying to be sophisicated instead of aunties snatching for cheap bras/panties" part.
At 12:28 PM,
serlyn[Orenji] said…
We, the aunties of the future.
Pledge ourselves to be fake madams.
Regardless of race, language or profession. Typical aunties we will not be, no more snatching cheap bra and panties.
So as to achieve, happiness, saving us from embarrassment, and a more classy environment.
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