random stuffs

Hellos! ITP sucks right? mine too. But whatever lah. 3 more weeks! yay!

Anyways, while I was slacking during ITP, as usual, I was thinking about some random stuffs. Some of which are said by teachers, some of which are actions by people, yadda yadda yadda...

Anyways, here goes:

1. Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : The bus came late.

Teacher : If you know the bus is going to be late, why didn't you wait for the earlier bus?!

Student : ...????!!!

2. Teacher : Why are you always on MC?

Student : Bcause I'm sick.

Teacher : Go see the doctor.

Student : *looks at MC* ???

3. Ugly vain lady wearing sleeveless, tight jeans, wearing super duper thick make up to cover her yucky big mole near her mouth and other flaws. Seems like she forgot something - TO SHAVE HER ARMPIT HAIR.

4. Auntie at Giant supermarket shouting "SIAM ARH!!!! EKKYU MEEE!!!!" When she's just carrying a box of instant noodles.

5. Receptionist, or whoever that person is talking throught the PA system saying "#$^%$$$%^%@$%@ please mailto:$%@@$%$%^@$@ thank you." for many times, sounding very pissed off. In actual fact, everybody else are more pissed off at her because nobody understood what she said.