Adamantine Crayola de Box

Ohisashiburi!

2007-01-19T23:18:00.000+08:00

Wahhh! Long time no see!!! anyone missed the blogger who is so zai?? =X Anyways, this post is specially for the lor hor's wife. What to do, it's her birthday what..
Here goes!

Time : Afternoon I guess
Place : The not say very rich ******'s house

Being health freaks, the few of us decided to have a healthy meal, and at the same time chek how not rich ****** is.Don't believe? Look at what we had.

Healthy right? Don't believe?? Look again.
Told you it's healthy. it's like nearly 0% fat ok! Except for the pork and the salmon. But then again, the bar is lean meat, and the hir contains healthy fatty acids, so we really were having a super healthy meal. Until the fact that.... We finished EVERYTHING. Yes, EVERYTHING. The four of us. Oh yar, with the help of ******'s mum.
I forgot how long we took to finish the whole pot of shrooms and tofu and cai, but we needed two rounds to settle everything. Yes, only two rounds. WE ARE ZAI RIGHT! So anyways, while the shellfish who walks sideways was busy washing the pot, we were preparing a surprise for her.
See! We know how maintain a healthy diet. What could be more healthier than a super rich and salty creamy cake after a pot of overloaded mushrooms and tofu and salmon and pork.
Look at the smileeee! She's so happy can!
But I seriously don't know why she cuts the cake like that. Maybe it's due to her walking sideways habit. She needs to cut her cake from the side too.
So we had cake, we gossiped, we had fun and it was time to go home. But no, the 10pm Chinese news had to report that LORHOR'S coming to Singapore, at 11.50pm. So being very zai, and because it's her birthday, we piaed cab down to the airport with her. But before that, we saw this :
HOW COOL IS THAT! (go read ******'s blog entry if you don't know whats going on.) The person or people or whatsoever who did this is so artistic can! I wonder how long they spent dripping or splashing the paint on the wall.
So finally we reached the airport, at 10.35pm, I think. Can't believe those fanclub ah siaos reached that at 6.30, with a super big basket full of korean instant noodles and a made in Hong Kong surprise worth $500. Really ah siaos. But then again, if my husband or any jibunese artist were to come here, I'll probably camp in the airport 3 days before their arrival.
This ah siao, just wants me to take a picture of her before she actually siams and let me take a picture of the birthday girl.
Like OMG! Look at the crowd! Everybody wants a piece of lorhor, including aunties and uncles. I wonder how they shout for him.... maybe like "LAIN!!! AH LAIN AH!!! WA!! LI JIO YANDAO EH LEH!!!!" *shrugs*
Yes, bored us. the lorhor's wife managed to squeeze right to the front while the 3 of us waited behind. We had a good spot to ok!
FINALLY! The guy who made us wait for 10.35 to 12.15am??? Cannot see??There. Seriously, there's no need to walk so fast can. We know he has got super long legs. But taking like only 15seconds to get out of the airport is a bit too much. We should have thrown the cake towards him and make him stop for like 10 seconds or so lah! Anyways, we really had a good spot ok. Look at how zai the picture is. Anyways, it was damn fun lah. Having a meal together, gossiping, chionging to the airport suddenly, and laughing at the crowds! HA! We should do this more often. Lastly,
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAIN SAO.

Guest Appearance.. Graduation Holiday??

2006-11-09T08:56:00.000+08:00

In two and a half months time.. we shall say 'bye-bye' to SP's School of Design (hopefulli).. So before we bid farewell wif each other (for some whom we might not meet up again).. shall we plan for a graduation holiday?? I reali hope we could plan sth out.. n everyone is ok wif it.. maybe not immediately when skool closes.. let's say one-two months later?? so dat we can go out to earn some cash for our holiday!! Dat's why i tink we shld tink abt where we wana go.. and work towards our goal.. endure for another two months after skool closes n we shall enjoy!! but let's discuss ur views abt it.. cos not all will agree wif wat i tink..

Discussions include:
-Place/s for holiday
-Est $$ (per pax) for: transportation(air/coach/etc), food and accommodations, shopping (varies)
-No. of days
-Preferred dates (place of holi might be affected if dates are nearer to skool closure.. for some)
-Shld it be open to: All DIDians/ close pals whom r planning for a trip too/ etc.

I feel that to the majority.. Genting will be one of the beta place.. but i would like to hear MORE views abt it..

So let's start the discussion today!!

Note: This discussion is currently open to DID 01 (yr3'06)

Have a Tiggerific week~!

2006-11-01T20:19:00.001+08:00

Crit week is always a terrible week. Have a break and make a smile~

it's e-learning week next week!!

HIJACKER ALERT.

2006-08-16T17:49:00.000+08:00

I apologize for the late update. The following post includes exclusive pictorial evidence of the laptop hijacker recently surfaced in SPDID studios.

Hijacker caught redhanded! This suspicious character hijacked SPDID lecturer Al*xis Ch*a's laptop. He then proceeded to meddle with her MSN.

Fellow DID coursemates, especially if you bring your laptops to studio, BEWARE! Never leave your laptops unguarded or your precious gadget might fall prey to this evildoer!

when 2 tired people goes mad...

2006-08-14T03:31:00.000+08:00

[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
pls dun cock wif me
i win
by default
69.　　かものモカ says:
sorry lor. i got no cock
of course you win lah
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
maybe vagina i lose
69.　　かものモカ says:
that one i sure win one
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
but i guess
69.　　かものモカ says:
if maybe you can consider going thailand liao
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
tt 1 i will win
cos vagina is open door
69.　　かものモカ says:
huh
still got invisible barrier one can.
actually i dont know how that barrier works leh
if hor. charbor really must break the hymen to lose virginity arh, then how come will lai ang?
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
i think the interior design of a vagina must be really bad
69.　　かものモカ says:
if blood will flow out the hymen break liao right
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
okok
but the interior design really sux
69.　　かものモカ says:
then if dabor circumcise ah, if shiok then expand how?
skin will explode anot?
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
i tell u somthin
69.　　かものモカ says:
the ba more than the pei leh
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
i chattin and doin work
r u?
69.　　かものモカ says:
i am lor!
i drawing lines
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
gd
69.　　かものモカ says:
so hor. you got circumcise anot?
[B]-rotHer=h00d - 苏:建辉|黑哮 1 more fuckin model says:
i dun circumcise
but i also got c
i castrate
69.　　かものモカ says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU DIE LIAO
IM GOING TO POST THIS ON BLOG

2006-08-08T02:05:00.000+08:00

ROAR! I am back. Damn I hate submissions but I guess we just got to hang on. 6 more days. Rock on guys. Freedom. I can smell freedom already now. Doing things that we dun normally have time to do. WOOO!

No Lifer

2006-08-08T00:31:00.000+08:00

The lecturers must be wishing we would be working to that extent... ^

Minna-san, Gambatte!!! 6 more days to go!

RED ALERT

2006-06-29T20:47:00.000+08:00

POOOO POOOO!!!
RED ALERT!
RED ALERT!
DOCTOR KH WANTS FUCKING 1:100 MODEL BY THURSDAY,
OTHERWISE HE'LL THROW YOUR MODEL OUT OF THE STUDIO AND THEN INVITE YOU OUT.... i wonder.. how is he able to throw our model out if we don't have one...

featuring...

2006-06-16T17:37:00.000+08:00

The annoying twirp who has been posting pictures of others.

She calls herself Heng Kia, but seriously I think Gong Kia or Siao Kia or Si Ginna Kia would have suited her much more aptly.

And she has the ability to shoot water in a straight line. Like who cares for that. I'm suspecting that she's actually a part of the Brotherhood of the Aquamarines.

featuring...

2006-06-10T20:23:00.000+08:00

Dao Kia aka TAITAI. HAHA. and who says taitai doesnt take pics. lalalallalala~~~~~

Finally.... like....

2006-06-03T13:22:00.000+08:00

after the dead sea turned into mountains of salt,
after the sky turned pink and pigs can fly......
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TADA!!!! My new speakers! Prettyyyyyyyyyy...

Sooooo cute can... the speaker's smaller than my hand!
Don't see this thing small small. The bass power power. Small small speaker also power power. shiok shiok. =X
HAHA! I'm gonna chiong bleach and other rubbish during the holidays!

Featuring...

2006-06-01T10:31:00.000+08:00

One of the 1st generation's CBK, the super duper whooper guailan cum "wah lao..." and "fuck you lahhh..." Le Corbu's son, Le Colemento Sojiano Hui Kaido Jipusaido Shag curtains and chairdo ...... GUAILAN KIA!

DID's X-men

2006-05-27T19:14:00.000+08:00

Featuring the DID version of Xmen, Led by Professor Cheebye. Together we will destroy the BROTHERHOOD OF THE AQUAMARINE led by KIMHIRTO.
We call ourselves.... the CheebyeKias. -_-: WTF! CAN WE CHANGE PROFESSOR????

Anyways, here goes:

Professor Cheebye aka HENDRY : Irritates people with all his might.

Dao Kia aka Joan Chia : She doesn't want to carry knives around. So let's wait for her new powers.

Guailan Kia aka Clemento : "Wahlao..." "Fuck you..." His ability : Scares enemies with his loud voice.

Heng Kia aka Serlyn Tan : Shoots water in a straight line.

Gan Kia aka SK : The key CBK to destroy the brotherhood of the aquamarine. Her ability : Dries up the whole brotherhood of the AQUAMARINE.

**** Kia aka *guess who* : Secret character in the CBK. Ability : Devours everything seen.

Crab Kia aka Crab : Karkia of secret character. Her ability : Cuts everything into smaller pieces before secret character devours them.

Emo Kia aka L**** : Floods the brotherhood of the aquamarine with his tears.

Dark Kia aka Cher : Changes day into night. NOT night into day.

Break Kia aka W**L**** : Breaks and shoots penknives out from her arteries.

Well, That's all for now. Will update the second generation of the CBK as soon as we think of somemore powers for the rest of the mutants.

... EDIT...

Dao Kia's powers ...... Cyclops thing but not red colour.

FEATURING...

2006-05-20T23:20:00.000+08:00

The trying to act cute + wants to marry a hunk in Taiwan + currently going crazy about taiwan idol dramas...... CHARIS THE PRINCESS. -_-:

PQM numberrrrr

2006-05-18T14:40:00.000+08:00

Helloooooo ! Below is our so called register number for our PQM.
Enjoy. =D

01 Tyan Yih
02 Hamster
03 Jiaqi
04 Hendry
05 Liyi
06 Diyanah
07 Wee Soon
08 Crabby
09 Dalphanie
10 Ah Zhong
11 Vanie
12 Fang
13 Charis
14 Colemento
15 Taitai
16 Clafia
17 Vino
18 SK

EG: 16p0426176TANSIJINGCLAFIA T1 MicroHabitat

Fishes

2006-05-13T22:44:00.000+08:00

sigh. I hate fishes. Especially goldfish.
If goldfish can be eaten, I swear I'll eat them my stomach explode.
I don't mind being the 1st person to die out of eating goldfish.
RAWR!

I FUCKING HATE GOLDFISH!

THE CRIB

2006-04-22T21:42:00.000+08:00

=)
Finally.
After the meteors drop and the earth explode...
My room's finally done! yay!

rawr! see! I READ!

HAHA! LOOK WHAT I FOUND! I really collect CDs..

The mess. The agony. The noise pollution by mummy.

see! My room's so big can!

The temporary wardrobe. Not to forget my beloved. =D

I likeeeee the tilam can. But it moves leh! When I wake up from lalaland I realised that the tilam moved 20cm away from the wall... hmmm..

YAY! It's done! FINALLY!

TAITAI! MITE MITE!!!

I <3 my computer table

My lovely small display/book shelf

HAHA! Welcome to the world of stupid bears! =D

See. I really collect CDs. I don't even remember having most of them! WEWE? I shii shii can?

Lastly, I bought this. =D

Back by Popular Demand

2006-04-07T23:03:00.000+08:00

Oh wells, since dear Clement misses me so much, I shall post something. SEE, I'M SO KIND! =D

anyways, you guys should go listen to corinne bailey rae's songs. she's real good, and i really mean it. even the cd shop guy says shes damn good. oh yeah, hes also quite cute. HAHAHAHA. too bad lah. not my type. anyways, corinne bailey rae's really super duper whooper good. it's like once in a million years i praise female singers, and so far i think shania twain, madonna and corinne rocks. so you guys better listen, because shes really good. and i mean it when i say that, since shes not pretty, and shes boobless. well, not really that boobless. but then i still think shes boobless. oh wells, just go listen. shes really good. you can always get me to send you her songs. HAHA! am i repeating too much? oops. sorry. but go listen to her songs shes real good and i really mean it.

O H M Y G A W D

2006-03-28T16:18:00.000+08:00

LOOK LOOK!!!

yadda yadda yadda between clemnt and meeeee!!

then....

[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
i gum with vanice lor
RAWR! says:
LOL
RAWR! says:
yar hor
RAWR! says:
i forgot
RAWR! says:
you and vanice 1 couple
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
tsk!
RAWR! says:
=x
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
she come back frm china i gonna jio her
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
LOL

AWR! says:
HAHA
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
dang dang dang
RAWR! says:
YOU DIE ALREADY!
RAWR! says:
IM GOING TO SAVE THIS LOG!
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
why did i evensay tt
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
fuck sia
RAWR! says:
AND IM GONNA POST IT ON CLASS BLOG
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
hahaha
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
post lor!!!
RAWR! says:
LOL
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
lim pei buay kia
RAWR! says:
ok

RAWR! says:
i go post now

So here I am, announcing this GREAT NEWS to everybody reading this! Finally a couple from DID01!!! YAY!!! So, when is the wedding???? =D ohmegoodness!!! I can't wait for the wedding lah! Everybody gets to wear until pretty pretty, and then we can throw flowers at the bride and groom and then we get to eat nice nice food and then we get to disturb them on their 1st night. =D ohmyohmyohmy!!! Hurry up lah clement!!! Everybody's waiting for this day!!

EDIT!

SOMEMORE CONVERSATIONS TO PROVE CLEMENT'S LOVE FOR VANICE!

RAWR! says:
i since ytd 10am nothing to do until now
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
hahahaha
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
zai wad
RAWR! says:
cuz i am pro at cad! =X
RAWR! says:
iyah. after this itp everybody also zai at cad liao lor
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
yeah man

RAWR! says:
worry for taitan sia
RAWR! says:
and your vanice
RAWR! says:
=X
RAWR! says:
taitai*
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
tai we can help
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
vanice dun worry la
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
at home
[B]-rotHer=h00d - Clement. Seniors pls inform me abt ur attendence for this comin PREP CAMP says:
=)
RAWR! says:
tai know abit
RAWR! says:
LOL
RAWR! says:
you teach her on bed ah

SO SWEET RIGHT???? AWWWW!!!! I BLESS THIS LOVING COUPLE!!!

random stuffs

2006-03-28T09:18:00.000+08:00

Hellos! ITP sucks right? mine too. But whatever lah. 3 more weeks! yay!

Anyways, while I was slacking during ITP, as usual, I was thinking about some random stuffs. Some of which are said by teachers, some of which are actions by people, yadda yadda yadda...

Anyways, here goes:

1. Teacher : Why are you late?

Student : The bus came late.

Teacher : If you know the bus is going to be late, why didn't you wait for the earlier bus?!

Student : ...????!!!

2. Teacher : Why are you always on MC?

Student : Bcause I'm sick.

Teacher : Go see the doctor.

Student : *looks at MC* ???

3. Ugly vain lady wearing sleeveless, tight jeans, wearing super duper thick make up to cover her yucky big mole near her mouth and other flaws. Seems like she forgot something - TO SHAVE HER ARMPIT HAIR.

4. Auntie at Giant supermarket shouting "SIAM ARH!!!! EKKYU MEEE!!!!" When she's just carrying a box of instant noodles.

5. Receptionist, or whoever that person is talking throught the PA system saying "#$^%$$$%^%@$%@ please mailto:$%@@$%$%^@$@ thank you." for many times, sounding very pissed off. In actual fact, everybody else are more pissed off at her because nobody understood what she said.

Autocad hotkeys

2006-03-14T09:14:00.000+08:00

Heyhey! Attachment sucks, big time for me.

Oh wells, being sick and bored of AUTOCAD, I shall be merciful to post some shortcuts you guys will use often. =D Well, thats what I use most of the time. Here Goes :

Arc - a

Area - aa

Array - ar

Chamfer - cha

Circle - c

Copy - co OR cp

Dimension (aligned) -dal

Dimension (angular) - dan

Dimension (linear) - dli

Distance - di

Erase - e

Explode - x

Extend - ex

Fillet - f

Hatch - h

Hatch (edit) - he

Line - l

Mirror - mi

Pline - pl

Quick leader - le

Rectangle - rec

Aww... am I kind or am I kind. I'm so kind lah. My goodness. Can't believe that I'm so kind. Oh wells, have fun using Autocad! It's not as difficult as you think. But then again, I HATE AUTO CAD. =)

Back from genting!

2006-03-02T21:36:00.000+08:00

yay! I'm back from genting!! =D Some pics to show you guys. lalalala. im haolianing, and i dont mind if you peeps are jealous. HA HA HA.
ENJOY!

outdoor theme park. so cool lah! i wanna play!

HAHA! Indoor theme park. only 20ringgit for the entire day lah! and it really means ENTIRE day...

yes, i watched pink panther. TWICE. and i wanna watch it again! pink panther anyone? =D

First World Hotel lobby. HAHA. Faris will go mad if he sees this.

Pretty Pretty lights.

LOOK! FAKE MEN!

Sushi king. Japanese: Sushi Kin. 0_0

Welcome to the world of fake branded goods. =D

Ok. Thats about it. Any peeps wanna go genting??? I want to play the outdoor theme park. Let's get more people to go! The more the merrier. The louder we can shout. which reminds me, Some china guy screamed WAAAA~~~~ and he shook his head while sitting on the roller coaster. HAHA! SO FUNNY LAH!

ME TURN!!

2006-02-12T23:19:00.000+08:00

my turn my turn!!!
CLICK!
=)))

WeekendTODAY

2006-02-11T14:29:00.000+08:00

Dinah dinah dinah dinah!!! Dinah on TODAY!!! lol.

Article taken from WeekendTODAY, February 11-12 2006 issue, pg 19.

PLACE YOUR BETS

2006-02-01T10:43:00.000+08:00

快点！！快点！！

快点下注！！

xx 和 xx 是不是再搞婚外情！！！

快点下注！！

xx的手机里的wallpaper是不是他和xx!!

快点下住！！！

PLACE YOUR BETS PEOPLE!!!!!

PLACE YOUR MONEY AND TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY!!!!

who's xx and xx? dont ask. its a secret between the urahara shop people. =D

I INSIST

2006-01-28T22:12:00.000+08:00

I seriously insist it's sai-phi-liss,
not si-phi-liss.

I seriously insist that pepper lunch is much much better than NYDC.
Ohhhhh. Pepper Lunch anyone??

I guess we have lots to do after the 6th.
Facial, Pepper Lunch, mooooovies - lots and lots of moooovies, shopping shopping shopping, yadda yadda yadda.
Wait a minute. Is it after the 6th? We still have TOD and intech test right? SIGH. THE AGONY.

Anyways, i think taita's quite sad, since she spent $10.70 on some small small super duper whooper small mochi(s) and she can't send it to her mitsu. hahahahahah!!

Oh wells, I still insist it's SAI-PHI-LISS, not SI-PHI-LISS. =)

Red Bull gives you Wings

2006-01-25T15:14:00.000+08:00

It's always good to relax after a long .... (hendry said we just came) long long long long long long time of doing viz for taitai, staircase detailing, choosing colour schemes for hendry, and accompanying Jonny for a staircase tour.

=)

2006-01-19T00:46:00.000+08:00

Minna san, I have something important to annouce, regarding my future, my family.
No, I don't have a boyfriend, and I'm not getting married....
Because....

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I'm already married! I'm pregnant too! *grins* I'm currently like 4 months pregnent? But I do hope that I'll be 3 months pregnant a few months later. Anyways, here's a pic of my husband : :

Mr Sakurai Sho桜井翔. Yes, a Japanese. No, he's not tall. Yes, HE'S SUPER HOT. Yes, He's clever. Gay? I'm not sure. What's so good about him?hmmm....
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He loves kids! Awww... *squeals* I love them too! We plan to have like 4 kids? Well, I'm expecting our 1st kid in like 1001months time. We're gonna call him Sakurai Tou. 桜井藤。(I think it's written like this in japanese.) Look at my anata's face. 幸せね。。。

So people, it would be great that you guys keep this a secret, since Sho kun is a celebrity in Japan. hush hush yeah? I don't mind if you call me Mrs Sakurai though. =)

みんなで白クー

2005-12-23T19:47:00.000+08:00

Daddy blur cock emailed me again! *yay*
Actually, we kinda settled for half larh.
Stupid Japan computer messed up my encodings, therefore, being a genius,
I typed my mail in Japanese and....... Romanji!
HAHA! so clever right!
Anyways, daddy blur cock replied in Romanji.
Like it makes any difference larh.
As though my Jibunese is that powerdeful until I can understand his mail.
Actually, I did. HA HA HA!
But I think daddy blur cock was afriad that I couldn't understand his mail...
"...genkide yokatta yokatta..."
"...nihon ha sugoku sugoku samui..."
"...korekaramo ganbare ganbare..."
hmmm... maybe repeating does help me understand his mail....
Oh yar! It snowed in Kitago yesterday!
Well, that's what Daddy blur cock said.
anyways, みんなで白クー！！！

I miss taitai

2005-12-19T13:00:00.000+08:00

yoohoo! anybody agrees with me that e-learning week is a fucked up week? 2 rendered perspectives by 5pm! Like hello, knock knock, bye bye. HOW TO FINISH 2 RENDERED PERSPECTIVES BY 5PM?!?!!?!? Up till now I'm only halfway done with my FIRST pathetic humanless colourless perspective larh. Oh wells. Time for a break. Stop doing the kuku perspectives and look here! Pics for you guys to enjoy.

Featuring the Blur cock family. Mummy blur cock, Lil blur cock, Daddy blur cock

Notice the difference between Japanese cakes and Singapore cakes?

Kawaii!!!!

Lastly, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Once again, I HATE E LEARNING WEEK

Eros.

2005-12-10T21:10:00.000+08:00

Do you think you're constantly lacking creativity? Wishing you could be more creative? Your solution is HERE.

[Warning: Said method is not foolproof and is only recommended to persons above the age of 18, and with safety precautions taken.]

tadaima!

2005-12-10T08:42:00.000+08:00

minna san, I'm back!

Yeah, right. My soul's still in Japan though.

I soooo miss Japan.

Awwww...

Shall update more, when my computer returns home. Damn it!

There is HOPE for us

2005-12-03T15:31:00.000+08:00

Heads up, future designers of Singapore! We have hope!

Article taken from WeekendTODAY, Mediacorp Press. December 3-4 2005 issue, page 54.

5566 encounter

2005-11-20T20:36:00.000+08:00

Camp was.... *shrugs*
Lots of joy and laughter,
Yet there's lot of anger and agony.
Forget bout camp. There's another neat and woohoo! thing that happened!
Wow wow wow!
I'm so glad I decided to go for my GB retreat larh.
Not because it's at Marina Mandarin Hotel,
the woohoo! part was we're staying on the 21st level.
No big? Ohhh nononono. It's quite big.
The highest level of Marina Mandarn, and we were treated like VIPS.
Guests from other levels need to go to the lobby for their meals,
We have a room on that level just for our meals leh!
At night that room turns into a lounge.
So sad can, I was like soooo lok kok and sampat.
Shorts, GB camp tee, Slippers. SIGH
Anyways, that's not the point.
The point is, checking in and out also happens in the 21st floor.
So this afternoon, when we were checking out,
Well, not me lah. My GB captain.
We were waiting for her at the lift area.
So we were crapping and enjoying the view of the hotel from 21st level,
and DING!
wah seh. Some big shots walked pass us.
Ding! HOW COME THEY LOOK SO FAMILIAR?
HOW COME THEY WERE WEARING PINK?
HOW COME THEY WERE SPEAKING CHINESE?
HOW COME THE VOICE SO FAMILIAR?
wah seh! 5566 leh!
We were stunned can.
Wang Shao Wei's hot, as usual.
Sun Xie Zhi's short, as usual.
Can't see Wang Ren Fu, cuz he's beside Wang Shao Wei, and Wang Shao Wei's too big sized. =X
Nothing to comment bout that Xu Meng Zhe, except for his English is .....
No big larh, see 5566, so what?
The what thing is, we saw them in the hotel.
lalalala~ Fans must be damn bloody rich to stay in that hotel larh.
We had 60% discount that's why we managed to stay there,
and it's about $250/ night.
Imagine how much is the full price...

どうして

2005-11-02T20:59:00.000+08:00

どうして I didn't think of using the sift.
どうして I bought the wrong piece of meat.
どうして I don't know how to use the scissors.
どうして the crepe looked like chee chong fun (by taitai).
どうして Taitai is so clever.

I'm also clever ok! It's just that my brain doesn't work that fast. I am clever. I really am. *pats myself*
Anyways,
Word of the day : 豚バラブロック
Buta Bara Block
Meaning : Pig Belly Block
all taitai's fault. Influencing me with GACKT. He tried to kill me ok! He strangled my wrist with his necklace in my dream! My goodness! Ohh!!! He's GAY! haha! I knew it! HE'S GAY!!!!!! (taitai just corrected me.) He's BISEXUAL. Maybe the ratio of him liking a woman to a guy is 6:4. But he still like guys! haha! So he's GAY!

< SIGNS >

2005-10-31T20:09:00.000+08:00

Ever seen those unisex toilets before? They're not common in Singapore, but in other countries such as Korea and such, they're quite common. As DID students, we should observe our surroundings, right? Remember, Dinah gave us a lecture on toilet signs, right? And remember Faris taught us about EROS, right? Watch this video for a combination of Intech and TOD.

[WARNING: Rated M18.]

baaaaaaaa

2005-10-30T00:05:00.000+08:00

Random word of the day : 鴨　Kamo
Meaning : DUCK quack quack

larlarlar... school's starting on Monday. Those looking forward to it are definitely morons. バカ. Can't believe SP's so kiasu to start school so soon. We have like tuesday and thursday off? Cheh! big big morons.

RANDOM THOUGHTS
Ooooo! Taitai! I know what to get for you when I go jibun already! I go temple *piak piak* then I help you take the "fu" let you hang somewhere. hmmm... but you want money one or love one or study one leh? I know! being such a 天才, I'll get everything for you! HA HA HA! SO GREEDY LEH YOU!
Ooooo!!! Who eles wants the *piak piak* fu??? I help you all pray then all the wishes I help you all wish then all the luck goes to me but you all can keep the fu and hang it for decoration purposes. =X

boohoohoo

2005-10-23T23:11:00.000+08:00

RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY
WORD : 危ない　ABUNAI
MEANING : DANGEROUS

boohoohoo! School's starting soon! SIGH. The thought of being hardworking makes me want to go eat shit and die. But if I really eat shit and die, my mouth will stink like shit, and there's no more mafia. Then everybody will be so sad and everybody will cry. hmmm. Not a bad idea to see everyone cry. HA HA HA! awwww. Mafia's so touched larh. So many people's gonna cry for her. HEEHEEHEE!

By the way. Anybody wants KON and HANATARO's single? Not bad. Much better than ICHIGO or RENJI's.

OST for download

2005-10-21T14:34:00.000+08:00

April Snow OST Album

Random word of the day

2005-10-20T23:56:00.000+08:00

RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY
WORD : お願いします　ONEGAISHIMASU
MEANING : PLEASE

ahhh. I ordered Bleach plushie set. Who wants Byakuya, Hitsugaya or moronic Ichigo? Kenpachi and Kon TAKEN!

Word of the day

2005-10-18T00:17:00.000+08:00

*ahem* I've noticed that besides mighty mafia and moron missy, there's nobody else posting. I wonder if there's people reading all the craps we post or not. Oh well, Time to learn JAPANESE! ha ha ha! I'll post some random words for you guys to learn (if you want to) when I feel like it, since NOBODY's reading.

Word of the Day : Bon Bochi 　ぼん　ぼち

Meaning : Chicken Backside

oh~ my true love <33

2005-10-11T20:03:00.000+08:00

So, You Want to be a Mary Sue? (Any Fandom. Really) by quietladybirman

Name/Username:

Age:

Fandom to Violate:

Mary Sue's True Love:

Mary Sue Name:

Lienne Stormbringer

Luxuriant Tresses:

Glossy raven-black waves

Vibrant Orbs:

Intense deep violet

Captivating Personality:

Soulful and traumatized, burdened with grief

Mary Sue Power:

Captivating and mysterious beauty

Angsty Secret:

Was abused as a child by her foster father

Ultimate Fate:

Falls pregnant by her True Love and lives happily ever after

Percentage of Mary Sue Induced OOCness: 87%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Oh yay I get to live happily ever after and have kids for Byakuya-bo. ^__^

Ah bengs tend to have cute babies

2005-10-10T23:33:00.000+08:00

According to Doctor Serlyn Tan's research,
She realised that Ah bengs tend to have cuter babies compared to normal people.
You may wonder what is her definition of normal.
According to Doctor Tan,
NORMAL refers to people like OLs, Blue/White collar workers.
In short, it's actually ordinary people.
No, according to Doctor Tan,
Ah bengs are not normal.
They tend to have ang kongs on their bodies.
They wear thick gold necklaces around their neck.
They have yellow, REALLY yellow teeth, because they smoke too much.
Last but not least, they go " HALO! SIANG KA DIAN WEI! WO KA LI KONG.. #%^#$%#%@%$@ KAN NI NIA! "
Surprisingly, even though they are soooooo unappetizing outside,
the babies they produce with their .... wife? mistress? girlfriend?
Oh well. Whatever.
The babies they produce are C U T E. 可愛い
Don't believe? Go see for yourself.
Doctor Tan once saw a baby, whose father is an Ah Long.
Ohhh!!! Ah long's baby is soooo cute!! He smiled at Doctor Tan when she waved.
Yesterday, Doctor Tan too, saw a baby whose father is Ah beng.
Ah beng, whose son is baby, was making funny noises and his noise was WET.
Mucus dripping from his nose.
Eeeww you may think. But he actually knows how to rub his nose with his hand.
But still, mucus is still dripping from his nose.
Not enough proof from Doctor Tan?
Find time and observe. . . . . . . . . .
Therefore, Doctor Tan concludes that Doctor Tan's theory is 99.999999% true.
Thank you.
ありがとうございました
*Bows*
When are you going to give me my nobel prize?
I'm waiting.....
Still waiting.....

BLEACH!!

2005-10-10T20:46:00.000+08:00

Have you watched Bleach 52-53? I HAVE!

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Zabimaru has an uber long Bankai form.

Senbonzakura has a super slow-mo Bankai.

Tousen has a nice bod.

Rikichi has a stupid mindset.

Ichimaru has a wicked sense of humour. [I like~! XD]

Komamura has a large head, a large body, and a HUGE Bankai form.

Renji has nice red hair that should be let down to cover his ugly face.

Byakuya has shown quite a fair bit of skin and brains.

Kenpachi has funny reactions.

Yumichika has admirable grace.

Hanatarou has a comical face.

Ichigo has too much energy and no brains.

Quick, quick go watch!

快點Grow up

2005-10-05T15:01:00.000+08:00

豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.
豚ちゃん快點grow up.

豚ちゃん快點grow up.

Holiiiiday~!

2005-09-27T20:26:00.000+08:00

Happy holidays, fellow coursemates! The one thing we actually look forward to. =D

See you all in a month. I think.

And who says..

2005-09-21T22:26:00.000+08:00

Giving birth to a human being is tough?
Wait till you see how strong PENGUINS are in order to keep their young ALIVE.
right. ALIVE! just ALIVE.
not giving babies the best, the comfort, the toys, the BED.
just keeping their young ALIVE.

The world is just so unfair.
Women bear all the pain to have a baby, while men, or rather, males plant their sperms around. No wonder men tend to have an.. MANY affairs larh! They don't know the pain and the agony what!
Look at penguins! Both female and male penguins suffer like hell in order to keep their cuteeee adorable young ones alive. Male penguins starve for like.. FOUR MONTHS to keep their adorable penglets (sinces baby pigs are piglets, i assume baby penguins are penglets) WARM. What about human beings? They go out and have an affair, and then " I'm home honey. How's our baby?"

Sigh. Everyone should go watch March of the Penguins. Then you know how unfair the world is. Human beings complaining that being an animal is so much better. You don't need to worry bout this that yadda yadda yadda. GO EAT SHIT LAH! Be glad that you're human! At least you don't have to starve for 4 months to keep your child alive! At least you don't need to go through the harsh winter in Antartica. At least your child won't be eatern up by other animals! Go figure.

Oh yar. I forgot something.
NICE ANORT? HAHA! 6 KONS AND MORE TO GO!

Drumstick fetish

2005-09-15T17:26:00.000+08:00

sigh. mafia misses school for the 1st time. her room's soooo quiet. unlike the studio, where " JONATHAN!!!!!" or "SIAO LIAO LAH!!! MY VIZ TIO SCREWED UP!!" (wait. I think that's what mafia will say) can be heard all the time. mafia just wants to say that she misses everyone. HA HA! NOT. mafia had a great time taking pictures of her beautiful drumsticks. don't believe? Look :

hmmm.... L XXXmm by W XXXmm by H 1000mm drumsticks. Pretty not??? HA HA HA ! Not pretty? Look again:

Too dark?

L XXXmm by W XXXmm by H WHOOPING 1070mm. The heels pretty? Tell mafia that it's pretty! Oh she so love her drumsticks, and her heels. Can't get enough of her 1070mm drumsticks?

Last one. No more. Pay up if you want to see somemore of her sexy drumsticks. MUAHAHAHA!

Ok larh. Stop puking. Mafia's just B O R E D because her room's so damn quiet. To those doing OT : Hope this post gives you the will to work till OT ends, since you'll be greatful that you're gonna face 3D viz for the next few hours instead of this. To those at home, START WORKING AND STOP LOOKING AT THIS POST.

guess wats selling under e erm... shelter... shop... market...

2005-09-14T21:24:00.000+08:00

Crayolabox Update

2005-09-14T14:40:00.000+08:00

Our dear Clement has started a new blog for himself. Links have been updated, do drop by for a peek. Nice layout, though Rukia is still ugly and Renji still sucks.

New link added, to our resident Invisible Man - WeiZhong - 's blog. Head over for a surprise.

Its been quite sometime since we got this blog going and we've been faithfully using one of Blogger's default layouts. As design students, we ought to sport creativity and originality. Any takers for a change of our layout? Please leave a comment or a tag and voice your opinion.

Also, another reminder to members of our blog, you all have posting access to this blog. Although we are thankful and blissfully entertained by our talented Mafia, it would be pleasant to see an occassional post or two from other species. Diversity, my fellow project-squashed-organisms!!

Last but not least, all the best for the upcoming submission and crit. Five days more, keep the mice clicking!

compulsive...

2005-09-09T21:42:00.000+08:00

HA! Forget bout compulsive photocopying, or binding or what is that called? Encyclo WHAT? To hell with them all! Here comes compulsive shopper!
LOOK!!

HAHA! I bought all these stuffs within like .... 1hour? About there larh. NICE ANOT THE HEELS? haha! Now the compulsive shopper got OG membership card! Anybody wanna go OG shop shop?? Remember to take the card for me hor!!! Got 10% discount!

I AM SAD AND ANGRY AND WHATEVER

2005-09-09T12:54:00.000+08:00

I AM VERY SAD LARH.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT TAMADE IS THE RESTAURANT RECRUITING PEEPS, THEN I CAME ONLINE TO CHECK, THEN I FOUND OUT TAMADE SELLS FUSION FOOD, NOT JIBUNESE. SO I THOUGHT NEVERMIND LARH, TAKE NEWPAPER SEE THE ADDRESS AGAIN. WHO KNOWS, MY MAID THREW THE NEWPAPER AWAY LIAO. SIGH.ALSO NEVER SEE HER CLEAN MY ROOM TILL SO FAST BEFORE.
NEVERMIND LARH. NO ADDRESS I GO YELLOWPAGE FIND LOR, SIGH SIGH SIGH. THAT AREA GOT SO MANY JIBUNESE RESTAURANTS CAN?!?!!?!?!?? NOW REALLY TAMADE!!!! DONT WANT TO GO ALREADY.
I AM ANGRY!!!

oh well, shall go look at the NEWSPAPER again. toodleloo~~
I AM STILL ANGRY!

Job Job Job

2005-09-06T21:23:00.000+08:00

Nice place hor???? It's a Japanese Restaurant. Anybody wanna join me for interview? I think I'm going on Friday. haha. It's near Gallery Hotel, meaning it's for people who goes clubbing larh. Whatever. What attracts me to this place is the NAME. Yeah, NAME. "TAMADE" Anyone wanna go with meeeeeee???

[edit : Xu Chun Mei : Hey hey hey, biyutihuru Sunday...
tis is my my my biyutihuru Sunday,
Wen yu say say say, say tat yu rab me..
Ohh my my my , it's a biyutihuru day] HAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE ENGLISH!

Miyazaki

2005-08-26T21:38:00.000+08:00

Yes people,

dear SK and dear Mafia got selected for the Miyazaki trip. Sad thing is, Sk and Mafia don't want to go, but Mafia's papa wants her to go. Like WTF. Don't want to sponsor still want her to go. Go go lor, the most work till I die only marh. LOL. As if Old Mr Mafia will read this entry.

So yeah, Mafia WILL go to Miyazaki.

This means that she NEEDS a job IMMEDIATELY.

Well, not any suka suka chepalang job.

It would be good if she can earn like about $8/hr or if she's able to sell ICE CREAM.

Whatever larh. Anyone needs to shop in Miyazaki?? MAFIA CAN SHOP FOR YOU LEH! PREPARE YOUR SHOPPING LIST AND MONEY AND GIVE IT TO MAFIA BEFORE SHE DIES FROM WORK!

p.s. SK!! Go miyazaki! OITP is in March, means we can earn money from dec - feb. $4000 the most work till we half dead nia. lol. said easier than done larh. Forget bout what I said. *POOF*

Dr Tosh

2005-08-21T12:37:00.000+08:00

Wrong Place

Wrong Atmosphere

Wrong Emcee

Wrong Songs

Wrong People

How wrong can the concert get? sigh can. Dr Tosh should just play his compositions instead of movie songs or John William's songs or whatever, lah. Stupid Singaporeans, bringing their kids to a concert. It's free, but you don't have to take advantage of it right? Stupid Emcee trying to act cute with her pink awful dress. eeeewwwww... Yamaha should have the concert at the old place, instead of stupid Singapore Power Building's Auditorium. yucks yucks yucks. Iyarh, whatever. Dr Tosh's cute larh. hahaha.

*no pictures for Dr Tosh. sigh.

mite mite!!

2005-08-13T23:37:00.000+08:00

Aahh... another submission. Lots of sleepless nights. Again.

Oh well. Time to relax a lil'. Don't know how to relax? Here are some pointers.

1. Photoshop your guy into your picture. Well, as designers, of course it has to be to scale! Guess what! Taitai's SHORT! BWAHAHAHAH! Her nose reached her guy's ARMPIT!

2. Munch a lil'. Mum's diet bar is a good choice. Especially if it's DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CRUNCH.
Filling Factor 8/10. Taste Factor -9999999/10

3. Sing along with the music you're listening until your Dad couldn't tolerate your nonsense. *screeches : I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THIS....*

4. Walk around your house. Irritate everyone you see. Ask them if they've eaten.. etc. Finally, ask them to shii shii immediately.

5. Stare blankly.... yes, blankly...... at your microstation.

Oohhhhh....

2005-08-10T08:48:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!!!! not.

Oh I sooooo love National day... not. parades after parades, tanks after tanks, planes after planes, dance after dance, songs after songs. Oh well, whatever. The only thing that's bothering me is if they use those tanks, planes, helicoptors only ONCE a year, as in, only during national day.

I won't be surprised if Singapore gets bombed during National Day. All those high ranked morons are on the parade ground, standing still like a stupid twig. So, who's guarding Singapore during National day? Let's not say about countries attacking us, because they've had enough of Singaporeans' kiasuim or whatever fuckin shit Singaporeans do (lucky I'm JAPANESE). How about, some moronic terrorist just wants to give us a birthday present? After all, it's Singapore's birthday. Oh well, that'll be such a great birthday present.

YAY! National day! New song every year! fucking I don't know what title is this year's song. Mcdonalds trying to love Singapore? Oh yeah, they have to. Moron Singaporeans only know about Mcdonalds. Look at the number of butts sitting inside Mcdonalds. To thank those moron Singaporeans who love their food so much ( compare Singapore Mcdonalds to Japan Mcdonalds)

Japan

P.S I'M TOO ASHAMED TO POST THE BURGERS SOLD IN MCDONALDS (SINGAPORE)

Love Mcdonalds in Singapore? Why not love Japan? Go on, support Japan, so that the fuckin Mcdonalds in Singapore won't play the stupid song for this year. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA!English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. English version, Chinese version, BALABABABA. Believe it or not, that's what they play for the whole damn day! Whole day? Maybe the whole month. HOW CAN SOMEONE TOLERATE SUCH NONSENSE????

Ooohhh.... The fuckin agony...

wow.

2005-08-07T22:12:00.000+08:00

Look at this :
No wonder

Nihon Jin

2005-08-03T08:14:00.000+08:00

Ohayo!

Watashi wa nihon jin desu yo!

Taitai mo nihon jin desu!

Oh oh oh oh! Didn't know we have 2 jibuneses in our class. lol. Stupid NYDC promoter.
She thought tai tai and mafia were jibunese.
Oh well, whatever. She was blabbering about whatever VIP NYDC shit, and mafia didn't listen to a single bit. She was still gloating about she was a jibunese thingy. ( I wonder if taitai thinks the same...)
But still, there's a kuku price to pay for being jubunese. We bought the stupid VIP card and now we can go NYDC till we're sick of their disgusting food.

Dear Singaporeans, we, jibuneses, got lobang for you guys.

BUY 1 SET MEAL AND GET ANOTHER FREE. COMES WITH 2 FREE APPETIZERS. INTERESTED, PLEASE CALL TAITAI

P.S. any one wanna buy A3 paper? 10 for 30cents. Contact Taitai, again, for more information.

.Jibunese Diary.

日記

昨日はNYDCのPROMOTER学校へ来ました。
あの人の英語はたいへんですよ。
悪いね~ *shakes head*
でも、彼女は私たち日本人言ってしました。
楽しいですね。
でも、金は取りました。。。
あの人は、NYDCのVIP CARD　私たちを売てあげました。
バカバカバカバカバカバカバカバカバカ！！
眠い。。。。
ｚｚｚｚｚ。。。。
お休み！！！

2005-07-31T20:42:00.000+08:00

Ahhh....
Another submission.
I see everyone not sleeping again.
The agony...
The stress...
The sections...
The plans...
The drawings...

Guest Appearance by Missy

2005-07-27T10:48:00.000+08:00

If you landed in Bleach and screwed things up... by biteme65
Name/Alias/SN:
Your best friend becomes:
You get married to:
But are sleeping with:
You kill:
Who has children with:
You shove Kon's spirit into:
And decide to adopt:
Who kills you finally?
But it's possible you'll come back as:

Quiz created with MemeGen!

damn its REALLY screwed up... no way i dun wanna marry RingRing!! so ugly!! and i dun wanna kill Byakuya!! and omg Byakuya has kids with Kon?!! hmm but i dun mind coming back as Yoruichi... somebody else do this and tell me i'm not the only one who's screwed up..

Our Englis ish veri good

2005-07-25T19:10:00.000+08:00

CLICK

Actualli, our Englis ish veri good one lehs, compare to arder Asian countrys. At least hor, we noe how to copii correctli lors, becaz dats wat we do, or rarder, mafia dose for her ting xie nehs. So hors, u all out dere, dunch sae Singapole Englis no good lehs, becaz hor, our Englis standard ish number one in da Asia lors. And hors, we noe wat ish da meaning of "fucking" lors. n we dunch fucking use it any o how one okies! we fucking noe how to use the word fucking one! So hors, u ang mohs out dere, or singapoleans with beta Englis hor, don't hiam us normal singapoleans hor! We realli beri good one!

Masterpieces by Mafia

2005-07-20T11:35:00.000+08:00

HEEHEE. Masterpieces by Mafia.
Programme used : MICROSTATION
cool huh? LOL

Dinner @ Kenny Rogers

2005-07-10T18:43:00.000+08:00

Taitai and Mafia decided to visit Kenny Rogers before it closes down..... (Before the concert)

Newly on the menu : Cheesy muffin

Are we carnivores or are we carnivores?

I see that drumstick bone....

Now you see it, now you don't.

I TOUCHED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!

2005-07-09T23:51:00.000+08:00

Tai and Mafia went to this guy's concert. Looks like Yan Xing Shu eh?

The concert's at NTUC Centre's Auditorium... Not bad, rather spacious, nice (coughs)
design...

Hmmm.... Nice lightings too. But that's not the point.

Look at his hair... Can't see?

WAH! Q-MO!

His hair is sooo BOUNCY right???? [Mafia's thoughts : hmmm... should I touch his hair???]
Moronic taitai gave Mafia that idea to touch his hair but she herself doesn't want to...

He signed Mafia's CD!! Mafia took a pic with him too! and... heheh. Mafia TOUCHED HIS HAIR!!!! HOW COOL. sigh. no pic. cuz Mafia touched for like a milli-second only, and Taitai didn't take a pic of it. Mafia thinks even though he's smiling, deep in his heart he's cursing Mafia like mad. lalalala.~

[tsk. Proceed to Tai's/Missy's blog if you want to know more. Now that blogger allows us to upload pics directly from the com, I guess I'll upload lots of pics. But grrrrr... stupid blogger didn't arrange the pics accordingly to how I arranged, and I can't change it! #$%@#$@$! Well, think I'll need to spent more time with blogger... time to start work, dear camera!! till then.]

Dandruff Control

2005-07-04T21:41:00.000+08:00

" Aunties WILL be aunties when they hit the age limit regardless of size, looks, religion, language, PROFESSION. " - mafia

Wanna know more? Proceed to taitai's blog.

Apparently, those aunties, or lecturers, if you even want to call them by that. *roll eyeballs* They were discussing about boiling DANDRUFF SHAMPOO. Trying to be special? Talking about dandruff shampoo over lunch? fine. Dandruff shampoo is ok. They then proceeded on to OILY HAIR SCALP - the cause of dandruff.

"Do you know what causes dandruff anot??? It's the oily hair scalp! ..... Kids these days arh, where will have dandruff?? Only we will have dandruff! ...... Conditioner is not for the scalp lah!!! No wonder you got dandruff!!! My daughter got no dandruff leh! Her hair very dry one!!" - aunties.

Oh yeah, one of the aunties, I don't know why, literally became hunchback of the aunty-land. Her whole back was bent while eating her oh so nice nasi lemak. Wah??!!?!?!? scared that we snatch your chicken wing away arh???? You give me a gazillion chicken wings sprinkled with top grade dandruff I also don't want arh!

Females ( I don't know about uncles ) reading this blog. Mafia hereby URGE you all, please please please don't even try to be an auntie when you reach that horrendous age. I think it's better if we see streets full of fake high class madams' trying to be sophisicated instead of aunties snatching for cheap bras/panties and talking about DANDRUFF over a plate of nasi lemak.

wooohoo! WE ARE HARDWORKING!

2005-06-27T00:35:00.000+08:00

Time : 12.40am
Day : Monday
Date : 27 June, 05
Time left to submission : 8hours 5 minutes

DID peeps that are STILL online

Mamushi - away mode
Charis - busy mode
Hamster - away mode
Jiaqi - away mode
Taitai - away mode
Vanice - online mode (WAH! DAMN FREE HUH???)
Zhongyi - away mode
Mafia - Out to lunch mode (What's the bloody time now?!?!?!)

Admit it. WE ARE HARDWORKING. but then again, i think we are just a bunch of haegae-ers doing last minute work. my homework became HOMEwork. tai's homework become homeWORK. what say you?

Need songs to relax your nerves/bones/flesh/veins/muscles? Tune in to any MEDIACORP channels at 6am!

like.. WOW

2005-06-26T14:56:00.000+08:00

Time : 3pm
Day : Sunday
Date : June 26, 05
Time left to submission : 17hours 45minutes

DID peeps that are online :

SK - online mode
Charis - away mode
Jiaqi - away mode
Taitai - busy mode
Zhongyi - away mode
Mafia - busy mode

ARE WE HARDWORKING OR ARE WE HARDWORKING?

Those aiming to surprise Faris, go listen to Chen Lei's - Ai Pia Jia Eh Yah
Those who just wants to submit on time, go listen to Chen Lei's - Hua Hi Tio Ho
Those who just wants to haegae, go listen to Chen Lei's - Hong Jin Tao

As for me, I'm listening to all THREE. bwahahahs.

Eye Pollution

2005-06-20T15:37:00.000+08:00

LIKE OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS I THINK I JUST STUFFED ONE MILLION DOLLARS INTO MY ASSHOLE!

some oily pork chop (real identity protected to prevent him from being laugh at, even though we just laughed so damn loud) unintentionally dug his nose in the studio
no... not once... but TWICE

GOODNESS! can't believe his actions polluted mafia's virgin/virginated eyes!

IT DID POLLUTE MAFIA'S EYES!
IT DID!
TRUST THE MAFIA

Fast Facts

2005-06-18T20:07:00.000+08:00

Signboards @ FC1
1. RAW pizza goes well with RAW cai xin
2. Meatball swimming in a bowl of soup is known as 'FISHBALL SOUP'
3. Malay chicken rice is the same as Chinese chicken rice, except for the price
4. Vegetarian food includes dessert

People @ FC1
1. People queuing for pasta are mostly females with good sense of dressing, and have their hair coloured.
2. People queuing for chicken rice are mostly geeks, or english speaking peeps. Most of them tend to be guys and are wearing glasses
3. People queuing for noodles are mostly females who look very "cheena", and they tend to queue in groups
4. People queuing for vegetarian food are people who are lazy to join the queue at the noodle stall
5. People queuing for noodle/laksa/prawn noodles are mostly females who dress well. They tend to order laksa
6. People queuing for japanese food are just retards who are wasting their money. Those retards are mostly females
7. People queuing for western food are mostly guys who think that they can get real full just by consuming a plate. They tend to end up with TWO plates most of the time
8. People buying sandwiches are mostly females who are on diet, but they don't know the fact that bread gives them like a gazillion calories

*important* Fast Facts are based on mafia's observation while enjoying her cheapo food @ FC1. Any false data, do not complain. Go update THIS BLOG.

Being A Geek

2005-06-10T11:08:00.000+08:00

Title : Being a Geek
Tune : One Night in Beijing

Being a geek
Is not good as I think
Alone in the canteen I eat
And drink the greeny drink

Being a geek
Alone in class I sit
No people want to talk to me
I sit alone weeping

Teachers say I am hardworking
But in my heart I know I am lonely
Oh God please come and save me
I don't wanna be a nerdy geek

[Cont']

Being a geek
The glasses I wear is thick
I don't really have a chioce
For I really cannot see

Being a geek
With mummy I go shopping
She says I am pleasant looking
But no one even noticed

Teachers say I am hardworking
But in my heart I know I am lonely
Oh God please come and save me
I don't wanna be a nerdy geek again...

Woh..... wow oh wow~~~
Why is God still not here to save a geek like me....
Wah~~~ wah ah ah~~~
Maybe it's all fated to be a geek throughout my life...

Being a geek
Is not good as I think
Alone in the canteen I eat
And drink the greeny drink

Being a geek
Alone in class I sit
No people want to talk to me
I sit alone weeping

Don't want to be a nerdy geek again
Don't want to eat and drink alone again
I want to have friends and go out shopping with them
I want to go toilet with them and talk crap...

Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...
Being a ge-heek...

[ Completed the song ... AGAIN. Play One Night In Beijing by Xin Yue Tuan and sing alone!! uhh.. along I mean ]

She's Proud

2005-06-08T08:13:00.000+08:00

For the first time since she's born, she finally IS proud of her CHINESE!

Dear Clement Soh Jian Hui, son of Le Corbusier couldnt write the word 章鱼.

HAHA! for goodness gracious ah yin's sake! it's 章鱼 ok?!?!!?!? not TEO FISH, aka 张鱼.

Like Ohmygoodnessgracioussunwukong's sake, how is it possible for CLEMENT SOH JIAN HUI aka Le Corbusier's son's cheena to be so much more lousier than her?!?!?!?

为什么？为什么？为什么？？？

Who's SHE? go figure.

Stone

2005-05-30T10:42:00.000+08:00

StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE StONe stONE STONE stoNE stONE sTONe StoNe StONe StOnE sToNe Stone stone STONE sTonE

I'M SADDED LARH!!!!! I WANT MY NICE NICE MOTHERBOARD WITH A NICE NICE GRAPHICS CARD AND ON THE WAY CHANGE THE OH SO UGLY AND OLD CPU COVER....

nono

2005-05-25T21:16:00.000+08:00

Please kindly remember that it's a nono to add ice into your chinese tea.

Thank you.

dissapointment

2005-05-18T00:12:00.000+08:00

well, he WAS mafia's dream guy...
until he opened his mouth.
right.
opened his mouth.
" SO NI YAO YI WAN HAIKARA HE YI GE CURRY LAH? "
ohmygoodnessithinkmyjaws justdroppedontothefloorandmypantiesburstcuzmybuttnearlyexploded

ok. mafia thought her ONCE mafia's dream guy was a JAPANESE.
what do you expect???? she was at liang court with tai! and they were at a udon stall.
he wore specs, hes an uncle, but he's not rich, but it's ok. serious. cuz he's "japanese"
but SIGH
he's just one fake japanese, with a serious singlish accent.
and because of him, mafia got CONDEMNED... by our great highly sophisicated currently siaoing the real tezuka TAI
mafia's life aint gonna get any better from now onwards....

fine... no more dream guy for mafia.
tai and mafia went to find KORKOR instead (tai insisted that he's older than us... I still think that he just finished his Os)
yay. they had the ohsoyummyandnotsofattening gelato

someone poisoned mafia.
either KORKOR or her used to be DREAM GUY did it.
sigh. mafia didnt realise that shes so popular among guys.
they had to poison and kidnap her in order to be with her.
but oh well,
mafia and tai boarded the bus before mafia could faint.
actually, she didnt faint.
she just had a super duper fatal headache.
neh neh ni boo boo!! you both didnt manage to capture mafia! *haha*

ps: MAFIA GOT HER OHSOLOVELY STUPID BEAR!!! *skips around cuddling stupid bear*
TAI GOT HER OHSOGREENYBUTCUTE MUU CHAN!! *i wonder what she does with it... *

smiles

2005-05-15T23:33:00.000+08:00

*smiles from eye to eye*
Mafia found her DREAM GUY!!!!!
awwww.... that's so sweet....

*CHU!!!*

wanna know more? stay tuned!

fetish

2005-05-12T00:21:00.000+08:00

I think I've got fetish for my house toilet. yeah, house toilet
but the again, it's the house toilet bowl, I guess.
The moment I step into the toilet,
I have the URGE of PEEING
be it urgent or not.
Even if it's just washing hands,
or brushing my oh so nice teeth.
Maybe it's not the toilet bowl.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I've got fetish for PEEING.

I wonder......

That Thing You Do - The Wonders (or Mafia)

2005-05-08T23:42:00.000+08:00

You
Doing that thing you do
Wrecking my toys into a million pieces
The same way you did to dad's car

And you
Don't mean to be cruel
You merely shouted across my ear and said
" It's time for you to bathe! "

Chorus
But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

I
Know all the games you play
And I'm gonna tell daddy secretly that
You've lost all the money he made

Cause we
Could be happy can't you see
If you only didn't lose the money on gambling
But buy us toys instead

Chorus
But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

Bridge
I don't ask a lot, Mum
I just hope for one thing, Mum
That you increase my allowance
And stop dressing me up like a doll... WOAH!!!!

Cause we
Could be happy can't you see
If you only stopped dressing me like a kid
But give me pretty earrings

But I try and try to convince you, Mum
But it's just so hard to do
You look more like a tiger than dad's
You look more like a tiger than dad's
You look more like a tiger than dad's truelove

Dear Teacher

2005-05-02T17:48:00.000+08:00

Dear Teacher,

If you are reading this letter, it means that I am very disappointed in the marks that my child had obtained from the previous TEST. ( note: the parent still couldn't decide if her child is a male or female)
I would agree that my child is being an imbecile for answering FALSE is the mamushi question, but you shouldn't penalise my child for creating a new word - second hand-ish. In fact, I think that my child is extremely creative and I intend to propose a proposal to whoever it may concern to print a new version of the English dictionary. Of course, it would be best if the dictionary is named after my child, Mafia the Genius. Therefore, it would be a great help if you, dear teacher to revise what you had marked, and of course, it would be best if you give the full 5 marks to my child.

By the way, dear teacher, do you prefer vegetable oil or the axe brand medicated oil? I personally prefer the axe brand medicated oil, but it's such a pity that many places only sells them in small bottles. But guess what, I was at chinatown yesterday, and I came across a humongous box of medicated oil. It's around 30 times the size of what you see outside. Incredible isn't it? I personally would recommand you this brand of oil, since you can use it for many purposes. Be it applying on your insect bites, headaches, you can even use it for cooking and even drink it. Do not be mistaken, I ain't the spokesperson of the oil, it's just that I just feel like recommanding it, that's all.

Dear teacher, have you heard that recently, Mr I know who but I'm not going to tell you who he is had a nightmare? he dreamt that the girl of his life was FAT, so fat that she needed to sit on TWO chairs. wow. Like oh my goodness gracious! TWO CHAIRS??? I think I seriously need a diet too, before I start to sit on two chairs. I don't want my boobs to sag like two papayas you see. I would not like to flap it like some wings or whatever when I wash them. Dear teacher, do you mind if you could always remind me that I'm on a diet? It would be fine if you just write the note frequently on my child's diary. Thanks a lot!

Parent of Mafia the Genius,
Mafia the Great Big Genius.

Test

2005-05-02T13:29:00.000+08:00

Name : Mafia the Genius
Class : Primary 1 M
Total marks : 8 1/2 /10 good!

Section A - Multiple Choice (2 marks)
The hair beside you ear is called ___
a. sideburn b. fringe (B) -- 2 marks
c. eyebrow d. eyelashes

Section B - True or False (3 marks)
No any sucker can win Mafia the great big sucker. (True) -- 1mark
Tai is enjoying and still enjoying and will always enjoy role playing Fuji. (True) -- 1mark
Mamushi is E V I L, because he kept pushing the cute little fragile Mafia (False) -- 0mark
MAMUSHI IS EVIL AND FOREVER HE IS EVIL HE IS SO EVIL THAT HE DOSEN'T HAVE HIS DENG LIAP AND JI TIAO FOR HE IS A HUMMER.

Section D - Essay Writing (5marks)
Yesterday was Sunday. -- 1 mark
Mafia went out with Taitai and Mamushi to Chinatown. -- 1mark
The toys there were so second hand-ish. --1/2mark. no such word as second hand-ish!
Mafia would not buy it even if there is mokiu. -- 1mark
There were many toys in OG. --1mark
They are woahwoah, meowmeow, moomoo, mehmeh and gwagwa.

typical blogging style

2005-04-24T23:13:00.000+08:00

haiyorhs. so long nv cum n blog liao lehs. haisss. so miss mua bloggie sia.heehees. hmmm.. what shall me write nehs? hmms. think i will tell you all what happen during this week...

Monday
hmmms.... woke up at 2pm norhs. then called mua maid to buy food for me. yum yum! so nice norhs! after that i slack whole day lors. HAIS~~~~~~~ boring dae lehs...

Tuesday
went for drum lesson norhs. so fun sias.heehee. teacher kept laughing, cuz mua keep entertaining him. after that go home liao...

Wednesday
slacked at home norhs. so sians. HAI~~~~~

Thursday
went fer class bbq. hahas. so fun lehs. they plae with water and flour.. they go sabo sk sias. haiyooo. sk so poor thing.. went home at 10+ norhs. so tired.

Friday
cant remember what i did lehss... HAI~~~~

Saturday
went sungei buloh norhs. haiyohs. go there feed mosquito and ants only leh. make me so sweaty and tired. now my leg still so pain lehs. how??? HAI~~~~~~~

Sunday
today lors. im now sitting in front of mua com, typing this entry norhs.

NOTICE BOARD
1. Mamushi owes mafia $13.90, excluding daily interest of 10%
2. You have to LOG IN into blogger to post a new entry, INUI
3. It's ok to laugh in the toilet, but please make sure that there's someone you know with you, TAI'S SISTER
4. Make sure you don't pee in a restaurant. It's DEFINITELY obscene, especially if you're wearing a white skirt, TAI'S SISTER
5. Kindly refrain from HAHA-ing infront of someone who laughs non-stop, TAI
6. Mafia is STILL known as MA-FI-A, not bing bong biang
7. The ice cream factory should pack ice cream in THREES, not FOURS
8. It is good to walk aimlessly, especially when you're in suntec
9. Noodle + porridge is nice, but not vegetable stem
10. Mafia didn't manage to catch the first 6 minutes of Saiyuki Reload

that's it norhs. duno what to blog liao. heehees. next time then blog ba. byebye!

OMG!! I MET HER!!

2005-04-22T13:23:00.000+08:00

It was friday,22 april 2005 at 12.45 pm Singapore time...bus number 12 that i wanted to board came a bit too fast.Thus,i decided to make a dash for it..."whew, i made it in time"
After tapping my ez-link card,i scanned for a nice empty seat at the lower deck.Finding none,i decided to ascend to the higher deck.I scanned again.This time there were quite a lot of empty seats still fresh.Well,I chose a seat at the left hand side at the middle of the bus and settled down.
Feeling a bit exhausted and bored,I sat there staring outside the glass panel for sometime. I was still reminiscing about my bloody experience at the chalet,thinking of where they will post those disgusting pictures of me.Time passed by and little that I know that a miracle from heaven would dropped by and make me go “YADAYADAYADA”
It was 12.55 pm at LaSalle-SIA that the bus stopped as usual.10 second after that,I heard footsteps from the staircase and it got louder and louder until it finally presented itself in a form of a human figure.
“Is that Carla?Hmm,It looks like her.” 1.65m plus plus with tyed long black hair and that sweet look of her.”OMG!! IT IS HER!!! YADAYADAYADA!!!”
At that moment in my retarded life,I finally knew what a miracle is about.
Wearing in light green shirt and skirt, she may looks like an ordinary school girl,but to me,she looks exactly like an angel.She slowly walks toward me and guess where she chose to sit down?She sat directly IN FRONT of me.At that moment, I don’t know how many times I mumble to myself,”YADAYADAYADA” I was still stunned by wad had just happened.All that is in my brain is a picture of her sweet look.My heart melts.
In case u guys are wondering who is Carla…well, her real name is Carla Dunareanu.In case u STILL wondering who she is…well, think of the tv show “First Moms” every Thursday night at channel 5.Still dunno?Think of the underaged teenage mom character in that show.If u still can’t figure it out,watch the show or else go eat shit and die.

FINALLY

2005-04-17T23:16:00.000+08:00

FINALLY, for the FIRST time since mafia - dosen't - know - when, mafia FINALLY ran.
reason : to hit the ball that tai served.
end result : mafia DID hit the ball, but it went out of the court, into the carpark.
FINALLY, mafia dicided that she WILL save some money
reason : for her JAPAN trip after her be-ra-dy disgusting poly life to reward herself for being sooooo patient to finish her diploma.
end result : she DECIDED to save her 50cent and 1 dollar coins, and maybe some of her 2 dollar notes? or 5 dollar notes? but if that's the case, she won't have any money to spend at all, since she's always depositing her 10 and 50 dollar notes into the bank. but then again, she's always KA-CHA-ING her card. so mafia thinks that she'll save her 2 dollar notes, and spend the 5 dollar notes, and deposit her 10 and 50 dollar notes to buy her beloved ang kong kias and cds.
FINALLY, inui managed to see a NEGRO
reason : mafia the muse with negro blood did it, of course!
end result : inui laughed but he looked as though he was crying. mamushi laughed till his face was like a baboon arse.

never judge an anime by its title

2005-04-13T20:32:00.000+08:00

mafia was like so bored, therefore she decided to dl some animes to watch.
she saw something entitled : FRONT INNOCENT from lunar anime, where she got her beloved BLEACH files.
being a mafia, she downloaded and waited patiently for the nice nice anime 'FRONT INNOCENT'.
after like 13+ hours, she finally finished the download'
'YAY!' mafia thought to herself. she can finally watch something while waiting for her beloved BLEACH episode 27 to be available.
she thus opened the file, seeing some naked anime girl covering her *beep* and *beeps*.
being a simple minded mafia, she thought that maybe it's just something that was not in the anime. so she happily watched the show...
like what the hell? it's some porn anime...
*tsk* porn is fine for mafia but.. wtf????? it's censored!
those squarish shitters covering the nice nice part.
BOOHOO mafia says. it's like a TOTAL SPOILER!
and wow! what a title ... FRONT INNOCENT.
it's real innocent with all the censors around. booooo*
what a spoil sporttttt...

announcements of the day

2005-04-10T22:52:00.000+08:00

dedicated to : mafia is known as MA-FI-A, not ping pong piang or bing bong biang or whatever a.k.a. Tai's SISTER.

1. Kindly state which bus stop you are at. The opposite party would not know if you're at parkway bus stop, or paya lebar bus stop and she'll call you 10 minutes later asking 'doko?'
2. Do not let others know that you are having some special orders for you meal. eg : chicken whopper jr w/o tomatoes, w mushroom sauce.
3. The correct mafia-tic way of eating a burger is to eat the bun with the sesame first, then the lettuce, the bottom bun with chicken NUGGETS. *note* it's NUGGETS, not TENDERS, lick the mushroom sauce away, and then the chicken.
4. FISHING is definitely not allowed in BURGER KING, not even if you're fishing with your fries.
5. Plaster guy's name ain't KUKUMARU, nor is it KIKIMARU. It's KIKUMARU.
7. Mafia is known as MA - FI - A, not bing bong biang or ping pong piang or bong bing biang.

*note* This is again, a solemn and serious entry. DO NOT LAUGH.
repeat after me... MA-FI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Life's Tidbits

2005-04-09T13:55:00.000+08:00

Since Mighty Mafia hasn't been in the mood to post, i shall take it upon myself to attempt to entertain the population. Keyword: ATTEMPT. just a few things i thought we should all take note:

1. NOBODY sells HOT Iced lemon tea. it's iced and it's cold. period.

2. Despite the recent faze over the tsunami issues, there is no ice-cream flavour by the name of TSUNAMISU.

3. Life Bookshop DOES NOT sell furniture. Bookshop, understand?

4. Unagi IS a type of fish, so obviously, it tastes like fish. duh.

5. The lead character in the Prince of Tennis is RYOMA ECHIZEN. as much as i'd like it to be Tezuka and Fuji, sadly they aren't the ones.

6. Kon from the anime, Bleach, is a LION, not a bear. more so not a STUPID bear.

7. Bears DON'T roar.

8. SAEKI and SAIYUKI are totally two different things.

that's all for now.

tested and prove... AGAIN

2005-03-31T23:15:00.000+08:00

once again, tested and prove my MAFIA, internet connections to have feelings.
apparently, BitTorrent's download rate was 3kb/sec until the highly sophisicated mafia, entered this web. http://www.boingboing.net/2005/03/25/pediatric_centers_ba.html . my dl rate shot up high like the rocket from 3kb/sec to 90kb/sec. coincidence?
not really.
the highly sophisicated mafia closed the web and the download rate dropped to 75kb/sec. sigh* so the geniusitic mafia opend the web again and now the download rate shot all the way up to 128kb/sec.
Thus, in order to boost your internet speed, remember to enter websites that can increase your internet's hormones.

MY DAY

2005-03-30T22:47:00.000+08:00

idea of title based on Bill Clinton's i dont know what kind of shitty book it is, ' MY LIFE'

awww..there i was. soo excited to go TP for my beautiful swim.
yay!! there i was. in TP, looking for the swimming pool.
yay!! there we were. my friend and i. soooo near the swimming pool.
*pouts* there he was. the life guard, asking 'where's your matrix card?'
aha! there she was. my friend, taking out her card, showing it to the lifeguard.
gggrrrr! there he was. the life guard, looking at me 'where's yours then?'
opps! there she was. my friend, saying 'she forgot hers.'
*screams my head off* (mafia). the life guard, ' no card cannot swim'
*cries*. there we were, deciding to go to BEDOK for a nice swim.
*sobs* there i was. complaining and complaining! my nice nice legs were sooo tired from walking. i was melting. but then, i did'nt melt.
wah wah wah!!! there we were. in the Bedok swimming complex. WOOHOO!!! WATER!!! *pouts* no sun. =(

apparently, it's tested and proven by mafia (again) and her friend, that swimming is some exercise that you have to do SOLO. we were in the pool waiting for the damn sun to appear, which it did for a COUPLE of times. we rotted in the pool for 2hrs plus plus, got outselves burnt, and swam only 3 laps. what did we do during the remaining time? go figure.

YAY!!! there we were. back in tampinese..century square. SAKAE SUSHI. tako sushi, tongue sushi, chawanmushi with cha soba, mochi ice cream. nope. i ain't gonna elaborate, for the benifit of you guys out there. *aww... i'm soo kind.* *smirks*
WOOHOO!!! there we were. Ha(with the 2 dots on top)agen Dazs. enjoying 4 scoops of ice cream.
ahh~ here i am. at home in my beloved room. just woke up from my beloved nap. typing this SERIOUS and SOLEMN entry.

the ORIGINAL 'DISCOERS'

2005-03-29T10:53:00.000+08:00

Disco music was for dancing, disco was for having a good time, and gay people, who had been prevented from dancing together in virtually all the bars across the United States until the very late years of the 1960s (or in some cases in the 1970s), embraced it and were liberated by it.
-http://www.brumm.com/gaylib/disco/

apparently, those discoers who critted me DON'T BELIEVE that disco music was once known as gay music.

Mafia : Just to let u guys know, disco music was known as gay music.
Goldfish : Did you do your research?
Mafia : Yeah. I found it online. They have a web specially for disco music.
Goldfish : Really? I dont believe you.

Like DUH. Don't think i don't know that you're gay... and you like disco music... and it's just that you don't want to admit it.... hahahhasss! I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!! LALALALA! *sticks out tongue*

Whateverrrrrr,,,,i'm sooo not going to redo my panels for the sake of the portfolio reviewwwww. i'm sooo going to celebrate that crit is finally overrr!!! yay!!!! this means that i DIEDED, but im REBORN again!!! muahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh yar. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE GOLDFISH AND SHINE SHINE AND VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VAMPIRE SUCKSSSSSSS. i don't like him. *tsk* i'm scared of vampires.

LALALALASSS~~~ SKIPS AROUND SINGING 'CRIT IS FINALLY OVERRRR'

*PS* i had a super duper whooper GOOD crit. too good till my legs were tired. soooo good that i can't shoot them back with what i've prepared. *pouts*

HaPpY bIrThDaY tAiZ!!!

2005-03-26T22:49:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to U!!
Happy Birthday to U!
Happie birthday to tai tai..
Habbie birthday to U!!! ^.^V

Wish ya.. a wonderful.. unforgettable .. memorable.. meaningful.. BiRtHdAy!!!!

whos fault.. you decide.

2005-03-18T20:07:00.000+08:00

1. tais and mafia enjoying their nice nice drink at FC1. mamushi and hendry yakked and yakked and yakked cuz they complained that they were too slow.... *NOTE* MAFIA DIDNT FINISH HER DRINK
a. Tais and mafia were darn slow.
b. Mamushi and hendry finished their drink too quickly.
whos fault.. you decide.

2. mafia enjoying her nice nice drink at FC1. mamushi and wee son yakked and yakked and yakked cuz they complained that mafia was too slow.... *NOTE* MAFIA DIDNT FINISH HER DRINK AGAIN
a. mafia was too slow.
b. mamushi and wee soon were just too impatient.
whos fault.. you decide.

3. mafia banged onto the kuku orange metal bar while trying to stand up from her seat on bus 106.
a. mafias too tall.
b. the design of the bus could not accomodate tall people.
whos fault.. you decide.

4. mafia thinks that she cant finish her panels on time.
a. mafia slacked too much.
b. the lecturers are just being idiots to have the deadline on monday.
whos fault.. you decide.

tips for people who have dandruff..

2005-03-16T00:15:00.000+08:00

1. DO NOT scratch your head once every 10 seconds. It may seem that it's a habit, but people DO know that you are trying to get rid of those lovely dandruff on your head.
2. DO NOT even think about touching you hair when you're on the bus, ESPECIALLY if you're in a NON-AIRCON bus. It gets windy and your dandruff and hair might land on the person sitting behind you.
3. DO whack your head with lots and lots of medicated oil if your scalp is itchy. TESTED AND PROVEN by MAFIA. Gaurenteed to have shiny and smelly hair. Remember to wash your hair thoroughly after the itch stops.
4. DO visit a hair consultant if you think that you dandruff can't be cured by medicated oil. You might have chao tao and it requires IMMEDIATE treatment.
5. DO shave your head bald if you don't want to waste money and time on your hair. TESTED AND PROVEN by GUANG GUANG.
6. DO thank the person if he/she returns you the hair and dandruff that you 'dropped' on him/her. The person is just being honest to return stuffs that don't belong to them.
7. NIABUEY?!?!?!?!?!?! GOT DANDRUFF GO WASH YOU HAIR WITH ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO LAHS! SCRATCH AND SCRATCH AN SCRATCH... YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW WHAT YOU GOT DANDRUFF HUH???? NIA BUEY LAOBU PANG CHAO PUI

and then..

2005-03-12T20:04:00.000+08:00

and then I fell asleep.
and then I woke up.
and then my berady aircon spoil.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then it auto on-ed again.
*doremifasolatido*
and then the circuit got sotted.
and then I cant off my aircon.
and then I took advantage of the situation.
and then I fell asleep.
and then my berady aircon shii shii.
*sssshhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidripdripdrip*
and then I woke up.
and then my aircon auto off-ed.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then it auto on-ed again.
*doremifasolatido*
and then it auto off-ed again.
*dotilasofamiredo*
and then this is my second time surviving on fan.
and then im sooo freaking hot now.
and then im listening to VALENTINE KISS.
*muaks*

and then my right knee got ba luku....
and then im so fragile...

sigh

2005-03-11T20:04:00.000+08:00

Note : This is a very serious and solemn entry.

Mafia, Mamushi, Inui.
They went orchard.
Inui needed a new pair of NIKE shoes.
No NIKE shoes at orchard.
They went PS.
There were NIKE shoes.
Inui's so fussy.
So he didn't buy his NIKE shoes. *kills him*
They went sunshine plaza next.
Mafia was melting.
No one cared.
*boohoo*
*PINGPONGPIANG*
Mafia fell down.
Cuz she melted.
Mamushi and Inui laughed like fuck.
They reached Sunshine plaza.
What the fuck.
NO MOKIU!
Mafia was sadddd sadddd saddddd.
Mafia showed attitude to Mamushi.
Cuz he didn't wanna help Mafia ask the guy if they have any mokiussss toy.
*BOOHOO*
Mamushi's so selfish.
He didn't want to accompany Inui to get his NIKE shoes, shirt and the snake.
So Mamushi went home, Inui went Parkway, Mafia went for her so high class electone lesson.
Mafia went hunting for mokiu toy in PS after her lesson.
YAY! She saw the ninja cat and the ninja specty guy plushie.
So she went to ask the shop attendent.
Mafia : DO YOU HAVE ANY MOKIU TOY?
Shop Attendent : HUH? MOKIU?!?!?
Mafia : EH??? NONO.. XIAO MAO QIU
Shop Attendent : ORRRRR.... DONT HAVE
*Boohoo*
Mafia's soooo sad now.
-sigh-

YAY!!!

2005-03-09T03:22:00.000+08:00

3.10amYAY!!!! im soooo freaking HIGH and i just woke up!!!!the god of High-ness felt that it's time for me to wake up and get high... and so.. TADA!!!IM HERE!!!! yay!!!!!My wmp is playing VALENTINE KISS.... and thats the only song on my list!!!! double YAY to that.What shall i do next... since it's only 3.12am.... Intech? NO! Double YAY for that!!! YAY YAY!!!! I know! I shall take my tennis racket and smack the hell outta my berady aircon. TRIPLE YAY!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!! ok lahs.. actually i did that just now...at 3.08 am.... hmmmm... the racket handle or whatever you call it got stuck into the i dont know what that hole called but thats where the cool cool air came out from it.... 3.14 am I AM STILL HIGH!!!!!! fwahhh!!! and my berady aircon is not working!!! and Im feeling SSsSSSsOOoOOooOOOooOOo HOT!!! woooohoooosss!!!!

new song

2005-03-08T14:00:00.000+08:00

'go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam go-jiam....' yay!!!! we are going to have a new song soon!!!! it's entitled ' go-jiam' yay!!! my discman is playing the see through guy's song nowwww!!!! yay yay yay!!!! Im soooooo high!!!! and jiaqi's table is sooooo messy!!!!!! yay yay yay!!!!! oh yarrrr... I'm $17 RICHER!!! yay!!!!! double yay!!!!!! triple yay!!!!!!! and yay!!!!! I dropped my phone... -_-::: *PURUPOOF* yay!!!! There's no scratches on my phone!!!! yay yay yay!!!! sigh. my water bottle lao zuis.... my book is now tam tam... my drumstick too..... *SIGH* but yay!!!!! I AM STILL DOING MY INTECH AND SEE THROUGH GUY IS STILL SINGING!!!! YAY!!!!!!! I SPENT SOOO LITTLE TIME ON THIS ENTRY!!!!!

back by popular demand

2005-03-06T01:33:00.000+08:00

life's pretty boOoOoring these few days...
but since dear missy misses me soooo much..
Here Goes :
1.33am
berady hell.
my air con BROKE DOWN
it isnt working since the first berady day it arrived
but my dear dear father didnt believe me...
so my berady air con auto -offed by itself for the past i dont know how many months.. luckily it didnt woke me up from my sleep...
until a few days ago....
*flashback*
my berady aircon shii-shiied...
ok lahs... it leaked..
but it aint those 'drip.... drip....drip' leak okiee...
it's those 'SSSHHHHHHHIIIII............!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!' that kind... majiam raining, yet majiam shii shii.
so my dear dear father went to 'repair' my berady air con
fwah. vacuum cleaners...pump...whatever shit.
ok...so after he repaired...
not bad....for the 1st few minutes...
next it went 'SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PURUPURUPURUPURUPUP!' and the next thing, *POOF* my aircon dieded. it shii-shiied and dieded... *commercial break - msn-ing with tais now... HEES! PAISEI HAR! I FORGOT ITS THE SEE THROUGH GUY... =X * ok... yar... my dear dear remote cannot control my berady aircon... my dear dear father pumped all the water out and at the same time pumped to the sockets inside and *boombaa!!!* sockeds tio sot.
ok.. so now i have to do MANUAL WORK.. walk to my aircon, tip toe, press the kuku button...
whatever...
just now my berady aircon relieved himself again... 'SSHHHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!'
then now he's RELAXING...
what the heck.
now i cant even do manual work! the kuku sotted sockets are soaked with water....now the only shit i can do is to wait for it to 'drip....drip....drip...................' then i can WALk, TIP TOE, then PRESS the button..... SIGH

WHAT A LONG ENTRY... and my berady aircon's still relaxing... and im still talking to tais.... 1.48am

burfdaes

2005-03-03T00:00:00.000+08:00

Happie Burfdae to our resident Princess, and home-grown Mamushi!

But more importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MIURA RANMARU!!!!!!!
*squeals*

Fuji in my house!

2005-03-01T23:30:00.000+08:00

Kyaa~! Syu-chan is in my house! What would Luit say if i submit this nya? lol... should be can wad since my title is Fictional Reality rite... and anyways my whole apartment is about PoT wad... hehe.

rap

2005-03-01T20:20:00.000+08:00

http://www.ranmo.net/bbs/topic.asp?topic_id=8117&forum_id=63&cat_id=7

rap by stephen chow.... go listen! scroll down to play the thingy. the one on top dosent work...

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